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"Ha-ha! ...Dangly parts."

Colbert does an awesome ha-ha.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gives them vodka and have a party" -Ron White

"Only thing more dangerous than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire" - unknown

"Don't share a fox hole with someone braver than you" - unknown

"Professionals are predictable, but amateurs are dangerous" -unknown

"What's one foot long and prehensile?" Flipper, before he was fired.

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, and that's good enough."

Dr. Edwin Vieira, FAME Foundation Scholar

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be a candle
or the mirror that reflects it."

Edith Wharton
turn-of-the (20th) century American author

"Reading is a means of thinking with another person's
mind; it forces you to stretch your own."

Charles Scribner III
of the well-known publishing family

"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and
easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage
can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter.
The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that
once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of
policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable
events."

Winston Churchill
British Prime Minister


I know it seems like a premade format, but these are quotes I already knew.

You probably thought I was a dark type of person..I'm actually quite a nice, enlightened type of person, but there are certain things I get hot over, and then I revert back into a darker person..I try not to do that.

"And, if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know."

-Kansas.

This is how the world should end. Not with a bang, but a slice."-my response to the ending of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLZWkvHf3K4

Win.

full of win

"I've been purloined! Ha ha! loin!"
"Ha Ha! numby nutkins!"

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/post ... obleed.mp3
"You cannot hurt me... I do not have TIME to bleed!"
*SNAP!*
"My schedule has just opened up! OHHH MY GOODDDD!"

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/post ... egbone.mp3
"Give me back my legbone!"
*Beating sounds*
"Hey! Don't HIT me with it!"

Kilroy says:
--EATS the forum error--
Fooby says:
HOLY [censored]
Kilroy says:
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NO M
Fooby says:
IT LOADS
Kilroy says:
o-o
Fooby says:
YOU FIED IT
Fooby says:
*FIXED

XD I can eat errors.

Kilroy:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kilroy:
--glomps--
Fooby:
BWARGH!!
Fooby:
*falls off liff*
Fooby:
*cliff
Fooby:
WOW I'm tired XD
Kilroy:
...
Kilroy:
And here I thought you were Fooby
Kilroy:
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT!?
Fooby:
I'm a bicycle!
Kilroy:
O_O
Fooby:
Because I'm TWO-TIRED!!
Fooby:
*rimshot*
Kilroy:
XD
Kilroy:
--high five'd--
Fooby:
*return'd*
Kilroy:
I'm gonna have to steal that one

is this a quote? "The only difference between porn and art is a goverment grant."
i've never been able to tell. :|

"I'll try anything twice. Have to be sure I like it."

--Lazarus Long

Abstinence is just and excuse.

"But...But I aborted you. From time."
"I got better."

- Latest VG Cats.