"Gimme a break, I'm tired as hell," Ezekiel said, "And to answer your question, I returned to my office one day to find a sack of cash and a letter, presumably from Oberon, to assist him in the destruction of a group bent on the genocide of his people, a.k.a our good friends the Holy Eyes; it also said that there was more money iin it for me if I accepted. So I skedaddled down to the Montgomery Pub, met bone-boy back there, who gave me the basic intel. It was then that I returned to the Pub to have my last good drink before emmersing myself in this new world, until that one fellow, I forget his name, started causing a rabble swinging a humongous sword around. I noticed several of the Eyes (Couldn't miss 'em, what with them wearing white an' all), making a bee-line for the fellow. Immeadiatly I had my plan, I would infiltrate the Holy Eyes by getting them on my side, which meant killing off the crazy fellow, but I figured he'd understand the situation if he were in my shoes. However, before I could follow thorugh, 'ole Tetsuya grabbed me by the arm, and was using me as a faux hostage so he and his fellow demons could make their escape. After that happened I had a new plan, I'd con the Eyes into thinking that I now wanted revenge for what had happened to me. So I stumbled back into the pub, put on my best 'mortal fear mixed with hatred' face and asked to join; well wouldn't ya know I get the one group of Eyes in the whole of Britain that get their kicks by throwing a Yank into the river. I was able to get to the other side where I met that wacko Castor, who told me that my new mission was to now follow Tetsuya around, and then set me off to wander to woods. I eventually stumbled across Tetsuya again, and seeing as how you were there, I think you know how the rest of the story goes."
With that Ezekiel stopped to catch his breath, "Now that's a tale which beats Alice in Wonderland any day!"
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