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FastChapter
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Hey, I like that one!


It usually gets a laugh. Not sure if it's at the joke or at me, but either works. It's just so stupid, you can't help but chuckle.


:) It's got a bit of charm to it. Better than flailing around like an idiot for those first sixty seconds, trying to find out whether or not the guy wants to talk to you.
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Better than flailing around like an idiot for those first sixty seconds...


It's like you know me.
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XD I think everybody who has ever thought about hitting on a person has gone through it. It's like playing that circus game with the mallet and that weight that slides up to the bell. The harder you hit it the less of a loser you come off as, :o
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XD I think everybody who has ever thought about hitting on a person has gone through it. It's like playing that circus game with the mallet and that weight that slides up to the bell. The harder you hit it the less of a loser you come off as, :o


That just sounds wrong to me.
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Keldoth Wolfram Dekel
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Well I can't remember how the breakup went. But it was in the middle of Easter service... and I'm not allowed in the church anymore. The part I do remember is that I was about to tell her how great she looked in her dress and I got,

"Umm listen we need to talk."

Yeah... I hate that line.
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Break-ups during mass generally don't end well, :P
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Nah especially when you stand up and scream "JESUS F-ING CHRIST!" While the pastor is giving the message :-)
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Me: "Hey there, hot pants. Dang, you must be running 2-3 GHz there, babe."

Hot girl: "0_0 You... you think so?"

Me: "Hell yeah. You're hotter than an nVidia 9-series working full blast on the most graphics-intensive game ever made."

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Me: "M'dear, not even the IBM Blue Gene has enough processing power and RAM to come even close to producing the amount of beauty that radiates from you."

Works every time. Every time.
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Works every time. Every time.


You're talking about her pepper spray, right?
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Ryusen wrote:
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Works every time. Every time.


You're talking about her pepper spray, right?
Perhaps I should've added that my patented pick-up line of 1337 works only on nerdy, super-geek girls, of which are an endangered species.
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I've always wanted to try this pick up line, but I know its an instant fail.

So, if your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas...

Mind if I spend some time between the holidays?
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I can see where that might not work, ;)
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I've always wanted to try this pick up line, but I know its an instant fail.

So, if your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas...

Mind if I spend some time between the holidays?


This is guaranteed to earn you a slap everytime you use it. I hardly know anything about dating, and even I know this line could get me into trouble for using it.
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