Funny crap in the paper

Inqusitor Shunlar · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 5:20 pm

You see alot of funny things in the paper. Some so funny you gotta let everyone know. Like one time I found in the comic section in the Stars And Stripes. There was a letter to some woman about a 16 year old girl. SHe said that she's normal but she's addicted to porn. She talked to a counsler and she says she's just expressing herself. I should my friend who sat next to me and he started to laugh. See funny crap in the paper.

SpikeRulesHell · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 7:59 pm

My favorite was a Dear Abby letter asking for advice on how to dicipline a child for trying to bite the neighbor's dog's ear off multiple times. I hope I kept that one...

Talonmaster Zso · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 11:49 pm

FastChapter · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:20 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080523/od_nm/fly_odd_dc_1

*lol* Hope he didn't spend the royalties already...

Luca Fox · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:49 am

Awesome.

GD · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 8:27 am

Ayami · **Joined:** Thu May 22, 2008 9:02 pm **Posts:** 60

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-455037/Armed-police-raid-home-mistaking-Lara-Croft-dummy-gunman.html

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_fe_st/odd_britain_vader_raider;_ylt=AvFUfVmeatjAWJwqLV.OrS2s0NUE

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7416120.stm

Just some I had on hand.

Wynni · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:17 pm

I'm headin' to Missouri! :P

Trabian · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 9:32 am

omg.

:shock:

I guess thats one thing about USA I won't ever get used to. The way guns are handled in some places.

I have little faith in the common man and knowing that john doe and his wife can get a gun that easily would make me want to get a gun for self defence too.

Hence I prefer Europe. Granted I don't know what it's actually like living in the US, but it's messages like me this that amuse me and scare me at the same time.

Luca Fox · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 10:04 am

It really should be easier to get your hands on a gun, but that's for a different thread.

GD · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 10:51 am

Trabian wrote:

Hence I prefer Europe. Granted I don't know what it's actually like living in the US, but it's messages like me this that amuse me and scare me at the same time.

Mostly scare, actually.
"Buy one for the car! Buy two for the kids!"

FastChapter · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 11:13 am

On the plus side, they'll all likely jam or backfire with that sort of trigger, :P

Wynni · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 7:36 pm

fastchapter wrote:

On the plus side, they'll all likely jam or backfire with that sort of trigger, :P

So, you enjoy the idea of the gun exploding in my hand when I attempt to fend off muggers? :?

or that didn't occur to you? :P

Trabian · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 1:06 am

Wynni wrote:

So, you enjoy the idea of the gun exploding in my hand when I attempt to fend off muggers? :?

or that didn't occur to you? :P

Short answer: Yes, ofcourse. We could say that it would be your own fault for laying your life in the hands of a commercial promotion.

Long answer: No

Rant:
If you're really that serious about getting a gun for self defence, get a 'decent', nothing fancy, just something that works. The threat of having a gun should be enough.

If you're really afraid, some pepperspray and selfdefence classes (I mean real ones not martial arts.)
End rant.

Insomniac · **Joined:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:09 pm **Posts:** 1657

Trabian wrote:

(I mean real ones not martial arts.)
End rant.

....Krav Maga. If it's good enough for Mossad, it's good enough for me.

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