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...If you've played this iconic and extremly addictive game, tell me your opinion. Personally, i love finding old people reading a book peacefully in the park while the birds chirp and the city bustles around them. The tranquility of the scene...until:

HELLHOUND KILAH OUT OF THE PITS OF HELL RISES UP WITH HIS RPG Launcher and/or Shank knife AND OBLITERATES AND OR SLICES THEM TO KINGDOM COME...

Then i call the ambulance and steal the paramedics trucks, CRUSHING THEM ALL BENEATH MY WHEELS OF MIGHTINESS, THEN AS THE COPS SOON SHOW ON THE SCENE I RUN FROM THEM SHOOTING OUT OF THE WINDOWS AND DROPPING GRENADES IN THE STREETS SO WHEN THEY DRIVE BY THEY CAN GET A EARLY TASTE OF WHAT AWAITS THEM IN THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL...

Then i find a hooker and make sweet love to her before BEATING HER AND TAKING BACK MY MONEY...

*Pants, sigh, wheeze...* Good times...yea, Good times.

<.<'

You're insane.
It's fun, but I can't get past Uncle Vlad.
It is HAAAAAAAAAAARRRD.

I read this the wrong way.

XDDDDDDD

Boom-ching!

GTA 4 is Fantastic! At least, it has been so far...been trying to do a little RP-ing by doing my best not to kill anyone unnecessarily... BTW, is that girl that you meet at the start and go bowling with the same one from GTA:san Andreas?

It's a great game, but it misses the..eh. "Homely" feeling of being able to drive from a city to the countryside that San Andreas had. And I can't drive in it at all :(.

But yeah I love it, The game almost seems like a movie to me.

I just lol'd.
So much.

eh, not my type of game.

arrrg i must get down the street so i can buy it

cusre you mum nad dad for going away for the weekend

Personally if you find alot of the right people online, you can get a bus...And drive around...and get down in the subway...and do driveby's on people waiting on the platforms!!!!

MWUHEHEHEHAHAHA JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, THERES HELLHOUND ONCE AGAIN TO SEE TO YOUR DESTRUCTION.

It's also funny to get into highspeed shootouts on the highway with other pursuing players.

>.> The game just has too much to offer. I love it. I need it.

Why get drunk in real life when you can do it in a video game!!!!??

...>.>'

...<.<'

....V.V'

It still kicks [censored].

Bought it but on the day before my freakin' 4 weeks long o'levels. Can't play it until exams are over.:(Why God?! Why?! Why must you tease me so?!

Yay I beat Uncle Vlad.
Also, it is really fun when you get a six star rating, are on a highway in a good car, and is drunk.

Funniest [censored] ever.
I got in a limo and drove it down a highway, smashing random cars. Managed to plant the limo sideways into the start of one of the dividing barriers and blew it up. Cause THE BIGGEST pile up EVER. I nearly got hit by a flying truck. WTF.

And yeah, if you want a truck to fly just call me.

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I've got it but only only played it for a few hours so far. It's quite good by I think in my old age the impact of a new GTA game is lessening. I only brought it because all my mates kept say "OMG your NOT going to buy it! WTF is wrong with you!"... I think I'm turinging into one of those gamers who is fed up of 'freedom'...

Still it's fun enough. Beating up people doing Tai Chi in the park is quite fun and Roman is rather funny. Still... I'd rather be playing Shadow of the Colossus...that game was made for me...

meh. To each their own

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