“… Hi welcome to fox 91, the fox channel of Luxor. We are about to interview 3 people that made amazing discoveries. First off, we shall be interviewing Dave Irwin, who recently went within the underworld. Dian?” the newscaster announced. “Thank you, I am here with Dave Irwin. Dave, what was the mission to the underworld? He was then stuck in his house for over 4 years for odd reasons but we manage to calm him down and he is back on track.” Dian the interviewer questioned. “Well, the theory behind the questionable beast in the underworld might possess some type viral or antiviral bacterial slime. And the only way to find out was to get a swab of the beast’s slime. I volunteered to be the first one to actually meet this beast in person, after all the legends of it being the demon of hell; I wanted to challenge this foe. After I went down the dead shaft, I was very uncomfortable; the air was filthy, full of rotting flesh; and the farther I went down, glowing red eyes boomed upon me. They were like demons eyes, glowing to make me go down farther, I thought the beast had a million eyes, but I was wrong, it was giant mushrooms. Now I bet you are thinking, how is a bunch of mushrooms scaring the brave Dave Irwin, well these aren’t natural mushrooms; these mushrooms have eyes and teeth, and look extremely vicious. But nothing was as scary as the giant plant like mushroom, it looked like a mushroom, but when it opened its top, it looked like a giant venues fly trap. It started to attack me, but I scrapped a bunch of slime off it and came back home. Well you probably know the rest of it, but now for my next show, I will go and show you the manta ray.” Dave Irwin explained.
“That must have been frightening!” Dian said with awe. “It was, but I still came threw.” Dave cheered.
“In other news, a scientist has found a new cure, but a cure for what? Cancer? Liver sliver? Mad cow disease? Lets find out.” “Hi, I Bob, I am here today at the research center in the first floor of The City. As you have heard, great minds of Luxor have found out the cure, but a cure for what, they have not truly told us. All they have told us is that it is the greatest cure of all. Ahh here comes one of the scientists.” He announced outside of the research center. “We, the scientist, have found a new cure. After a brave man got a sample for what we need, we found something amazing. We have tested the cure on a group of individuals a long time ago and had no side effects. This will be the new dawn of Luxor, No the entire universe! We should be able to make a mass production once we clone the cure.”
“And finally, High tech in the under city? We shall report to rexluthra.”
“Thanks, I am here to tell you that a man has just recently found a supper old computer that seems to be connecting to the sewers and the underworld. We shall talk with the historian, Michel Luxorian.”
“Hello, I have recently found this giant super computer, however it is translating weird hieroglyphics. But it seems to be a part of Earth’s old history. Some of the language comes from old Hebrew language, back in the time of Moses. That history is on earth, however, and takes a great deal of money to bring it over here in one peace. We also my encounter, while retrieving the book, is the inability to translate the book. However we will get this machine up and running and we will find its secrets.”
“Now my question is,” the newscaster questioned the people, “Do all of these findings relate to each other? We will soon find out.”
The Television flickered and the screen turned into a blizzard. Angry devilish eyes glowed like the pits of hell, and the slime pored out of its mouth. It looked up to the shaft and saw a rope from four years ago. Its eyes grew fumed and open its mouth and bellowed a humongous yell that could be heard throughout the entire pyramid. It then looked at the television once more. “tessst ssssubjectssss eh?” steam covered its face and disappeared. “Then welcome to the pyramid, welcome to Luxor!” it then laughed sadistically.
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