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The last rant thread kind of went political >_>...duh...I mean I did start of with that whole patriotism thing. So I'll start another one, god knows this place could use some livening up :3 Seriously god knows, he told me. Just got off the phone with him, hes a pretty nice guy.

Anyways, Last night, in my sickly state...I figured Id watch lots and lots o' movies. We bought a bunch, and still never saw them. I got

1. Die hard 2
2. Die hard with a vengeance
3. night at the museum
4. Casino Royal
5. Rocky 1
6. Rocky 2
7. Rocky Balboa

Last night I watched Casino Royal, Rocky 1 and Rocky 2.

Casino Royal was good, very good in fact. I mean regardless of the fact that bond has always been...pretty much a douche when it comes to women...It wasn't so much in this movie. I mean sure there was lots and lots of woman lovins going on, but thank god that there wasn't a full on sex scene. People love to barge in on those times and make things look bad for me >_< Sure this was full of completely unbelievable action and some very useless explosions, but it was done very well and I quite enjoyed it :3 There were points that you thought it was over, but then it keeps going.

Then I watched Rocky 1 thinking...hrmf...I need to watch this before I hit up die hard. I wanted to save die hard for last. Anways I really start to like rocky, I realize it isn't a movie about boxing at all, in fact...there was only 2 boxing scenes in the whole movie. I never thought Sylvester Stallone could act, but I see that he can. Adriane on the other hand can't act for beans. She reminds me of olive oil from popeye but the thing is, olive oil could act. She had like...zero facial expressions and somewhat annoying anger outbursts which never really came out as anger but shrill and wtf?! kind of thing. But Rocky was great, its fun to hear him say "yo Adriane." Rocky 2 Was good, not AS good, but I watched it like rocky one and rocky 2 was just one long movie. So afterwards, I'm like...okay great, I get to watch Rocky Balboa now...

WRONG YOU BIG DUMB STUPID FUZZ! THERE ARE 3 MORE ROCKYS!

wtf?! 3 more ?! Excluding rocky balboa of course, there are an additional 3 rockys. And I can't even believe it. I can't believe that they didn't stop at 2. It could have easily just stopped at Rocky 1 and everyone would be happy. But OH...MY...GOODNESS, 4 MORE ROCKYS AFTER 2?! And then I find out that Sylvester Stallone actually directs one ore more of them. So I don't believe I will watch them, just to preserve my new love of Rocky. I don't like sequels, I don't trust sequels. Disney has proven to me that more often then not, they are just money grubbing lazy douche faces who care nothing about the quality of the franchise, but the money it could bring in with the big name it carries. They ruined my favorite movies.

I mean sure...Lion King 2 was kind of cute, but it was not Lion King. It was just a cheese sauce sequel with poor voice acting for many of the Characters. I mean its like...how do we make a sequal??? AHA! SCAR HAS A SISTER, AND SHES EVIL TOO! The ending sucked, the everything sucked, except the fact that its still cute and it gives people more to write about over at yiffstar >_>


I will continue this rant in a little bit...

*I'm back and continuing*

So yes, sequels suck, we generally hate them all. Trilogies don't suck, like lord of the rings, spider man, etc...but movies where there aren't supposed to continue, but they do anyways...those suck. I get mad thinking about what they did to the Lion King. Possibly the best movie in the history of the world, and they are like...hm...OMG! DUDES! LETS SEQUELZ1! MOAR MONEHS! And with the Release of fox and the hound two...they have nearly destroyed my soul. Atleast there are affiliations with disney that aren't retard crap bags. Like Miyizaki. He makes quality hand drawn animations with NO sequels. He tells a story, then he freaking moves on. But Disney just can't quite get that through their stupid little brains. And say good bye to the greatest form of animation ever, hand drawn. No no...We have to make room for movies about a group of animals, preferably from a zoo, in HD CGI, one of the characters being neurotic and hyper, one being cool, one being the comedy relief and so on... Its like we can't even make things anymore. Remember shows back in the days like Spider man, G.I. Joes, Transformers, Gargoyles, Doug, Akazukin Cha Cha (my favorite in Japan :3) and so on... Now these were quality shows. They weren't this STEAMING MASSIVE PILE OF POOP, like these ...flash animations they call shows on the cartoon network...like...El Tigre. It makes me sick how pathetic we are today, and that that age of creativity, success, fun, magic, and doing things well is dead. Even with toys. I used to have a whole ton of G.I. Joe toys. These toys ruled, I'd play with them for hours just by myself. Id have whole stories, and invisible enemies, invisible explosions, Id fight two of them at the same time with both hands which was difficult...but fun. I made it work, I had imagination, I took a plastic figure and turned it into hours of fun. But what do we have now? We have these cheap plastic craps that can only bend in one direction...they break in an hour, and they look like they hand molded by a 5 year old. Toys used to be a big thing okay...But I'm sure some big fat looser thought...Kids don't know the difference between quality and crap, lets just make everything suck, and kids will still buy them.

I remember furbies, tamagochi's, G.I. Joes, Transformers, Beast War figures, toy replicas from movies, beanie babies. These things were all amazing, high quality, and fun. The Beanie Babies were made well, the eyes were in place, their mouth wasn't just some string of yarn tacked on, and their bodies weren't deformed with over stuffing. Tamagochi's made you wet your pants every time the awesome thing evolved into something new, the Furbies made you think you were living in the future...The thing talked and learned and played hide and seek! Of course it couldn't seek, but it played the game. Of course it needed to be fed far to much, and really enjoyed the taste of my finger. This stuff makes me long for Japan. I have cool stuff, and they were all from Japan.

When I lived in Okinawa, I got these sweet pokemon toys, Laser pointers, Furbies, Tamagochies, a moving talking pikachu THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE PIKACHU! I swear Japan does everything better. It really makes me want to move over their for a little while. But don't move to okinawa, it might be Japan-ish...but the island is a dump. I lived on military bases, the only good thing about it. But I still got all the Japanese stuff. Everything I see in Japan, they do it well. Their bowling alleys aren't just places to bowl, they have the atmosphere, the glowing pins, the black lights, arcades...oh man, there were all kinds of arcades and they had awesome games! I remember playing this skateboarding arcade game, I was never any good, but to control it you actually got on a skateboard attached to the machine. Their shopping centers had levels of stuff...Each level was its own department basically. Sure you would get confused with all this "Yen" stuff, and how they do everything differently...Your pretty uncomfortable there, but I tell you its like an entirely different world. America just feels so darn boring. I know, I do love America, and I won't ever MOVE to Japan, but its a pretty awesome experience. If you go into a store, you'll be greeted happily by the store owners, they do their jobs to the fullest. Its not like over here where you'll get the angry Korean gas station owner who glares at you ready to whoop out his shotgun from underneath the counter and shoot your face. They bow, they smile, they are cheerful, sweet, kind, and really try their best to do business with you. Japan has a great business sense. I basically love everything Japanese, I love their streets, cities, lights, people, stores, their whole electronics thing. Id fit in there, its completely me. Besides, the old Japanese ladies are fascinated with my hair. Its not every day they see a pretty pale, 6'3 white kid with big ole curly red hair. Old Korean women are just fun, they love to joke I've found. They are very nice to you, and everything they say is hilarious because they have that accent. Not to mention they sure like to cook :3

Ah crap, I'm being happy...thats no good >_< back to being angry and hostile...

So I see this ad...which really gets me angry. Its this singlesnet.com thing. So your like...meh, another one of those dateing sites...but obviously, they aren't advertising dates or love...its full on sex. The picture above it shows a girls butt in the air, with her dress pulled up, and it says "I do it on the first date."

...........................................................................................holy crap.

Is this dateing to people? Please tell me I'm wrong, because if you go on a date just to have sex with some girl right then and their, then...well...I don't even know what to say. They actually used this as an advertisement. A REAL advertisement. Im just completely sick by people. They are a cancer on the planet. And they are probably going to give me, aside from an ulcer, some kind of hate related cancer. Thats right, the hate section of my brain will get cancer. My hate receptors will get so strained from over use that they will break down and morph into some kind of cancer that will of course give me some kind of super power in which I will use to make the world pay.

Deodorant commercials like to do that. Its disgusting how they advertise to men. THIS CRAP, IS NOT MEN. This is the bull garbage stereotype of men that sitcoms made us into. We aren't out there drooling over the hot girl, hitting on them in bars, drinking beer, watching the super bowl, and treating our women badly. Men want love, men want a woman to be there to take care of them, not a woman to be their so he can slap her butt and tell her to get another beer. These deodorant commercials show men as some sleezy pervert who wants to make out and have sex with every single hot girl he sees....all at the same time. This is the new trend in advertising to men. You see the on for tag, where the two whoreish girls in the club are betting on who is the better kisser, so they say that they will both make out with the next guy through the door. How gross is that? That is not hot...that makes you stomach sick. So they just choose some guy at random so that they can both slobber all over each others faces? OOH BOY! GET ME IN ON SOME OF THAT ACTION! Two girls, I don't understand that. How is one not enough? What...is 4 boobs hotter then 2? Frankly, the responsibility and everything that goes with it is far to complicated to have 2 women. I just can't understand this mentality. How can people find the prospect of shacking up with all kinds of different woman more enjoyable then having one perfect sweet girl that you can take care of, and love, and go through your life together. Its not like you don't get to have sex in love. So on top of getting to have sex you get love, friendship, company, and that happiness. Whatever, I hope all these people do go after these "hot" club girls, maybe that will spare me all the ones who aren't like that and I'll have a better chance of finding a girl.

Id rather find a Japanese girl. They just seem to be sweeter and prettier. And how cool would it be to be the one who brings Japanese heritage into my families blood line? It would be sweet. And I wont stop there...no...

If I have a boy, I'm nameing him peter, and heres why.

1. Peter is a biblical name
2. My last name is Parker
3. Peter Parker
4. MY KID IS GOING TO BE SPIDER MAN!

Thats right baby! Spider man is my son. And if you think that dumb, then Ill nip you, and say, "Atleast Its a better choice then what black people like to name their kids"

I could come up with a million black womens names right off the top of my head and they would be no worse then alot of black girls real names.

When black people name their girls, it always ends in a "UH" sound. for instance "yolanda" Throw in any random grouping of letters, just make sure it ends in "UH" and you have a black girls name. Then you have people who think its cool to give their kids the names of objects or spiritual phrases.

Like the women who actually name their kids "spiritual" or "destiny".
Or the black womans version, "Spiritualana" or "destiniqua"

I'm going to go watch the rest of my sequeld movies now.


"This rant has been brought to you by Fuzzle Corp. all opinions expressed on this program do not directly reflect the beliefs of the Two Kinds network."

It's trois. Une, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix. Someone correct me if any of those are wrong.

Anyway, concerning the rant. Blarg. I hate sequels too. Does anyone else remember The Land Before Time, the movie about the little kid dinosaurs? The first one was great for kids, and after that, Oh my god was it really necessary to make EIGHT OF THEM? T_T

Die Hard's a good series, even if the later movies are a bit...sillier. Die Hard is definitely the best one. I'm so stoked for the new one though.

Did you know that Stallone was the one who decided that the new Rocky movie should be named "Rocky Balboa" instead of tacking a number on it? From what I've heard, he insisted on this, in hopes of preventing them from doing another sequel to Rocky, because he intended Rocky Balboa to finish up the story.

I'm hopeful for the new Indy movie. I mean, it's got Spielburg directing and Harrison Ford coming back as Indy (I hear rumors of Sean Connery reprising Indy's dad too). And I trust Ford not to let them screw it up too bad -- he already told Spielburg and Lucas that he's using his real whip. If they try to CG him a whip, they will have to find themselves a new lead actor. I'm so proud of him. :)

On the topic of bad sequels: Balto. I love Balto. Love it enormously. But Balto 2 was pretty bad. I'm terrified of looking into Balto 3, but I'll probably end up doing it anyway. Balto 2 should have been a story about the journey that Balto and his daughter went on. Instead, it was a story where the fact they were on the journey was the only point -- not what they learned on the journey. In point of fact, whenever they ran into a problem, instead of working through it, or having the tension-filled moments that the original Balto was filled with, the solution just magically (literally) appeared in front of them. ARGH. And even though David Carradine was in it, his character got maybe fifteen minutes of screen time and they weren't able to convince Kevin Bacon to come back.

Ironically, I was going to start on the A.F.I.'s top 100 tomorrow. Is Ben Hur (100) any good?

Why are you making other people's choices your problem? I don't think you'd like it if someone described you, Christians, or furries as a "cancer on the planet." I mean, seriously, I understand venting frustration, but outright hate? That's more un-Christian than any sin someone can commit. If they choose to do something stupid or "sinful," then feeling sorry for them (or if you know them personally, expressing concern) is the way to go. Not deciding they're worth less than you. That accomplishes nothing.

It's pretty decent, but dear god is it long. Think Titanic and then some. I think it's 4 hours long, or at least 3 and a half. It's also a very, very religiously themed movie, if that bothers you for whatever reason.
EDIT: To add that Die Hard is great, Die Hard 2 is good, and Die Hard 3 is bleh, especially the ending (the ending that got cut was so~ much better. That, and this wasn't a Die Hard movie originally, they just shoved Willis's character in and called it that.)

What annoys me are things that are taken from a single, stand-alone movie and made into a trilogy for no reason. Matrix, Back to the Future, Austin Powers, and Pirates of the Caribbean, I'm looking at all y'all.

I don't think I have to worry about religious overtones. I'm Jewish from a town that is one third Jewish (which has a great public school system, because we are so pro-education that "torah" means "teaching"), and my mother read Narnia without noticing the Christian overtones and I read The Golden Compass without noticing the anti-Christian overtones.

For wanting to marry a Japanese girl, you do realize that Japan is traditionally Buddhist, right? I remember you saying you'd only marry a Christian girl.

wow...haven't been here in who knows how long

anyways, you should just go ahead and watch rocky balboa. it really is a great way to end the series (coulda done without 4 & 5 imo...maybe 3). I like it almost as much as the first one, maybe even more. real good.

Rocky 4 is a pretty decent movie. And the one where he trains some kid and ends up fighting him on the street cause he's a little punk. Awesome stuff.

I was just talking to my brother and Granny about toys a few days ago. I really don't recognize the toy department anymore. Filled with slutty looking Bratz dolls and whatnot. A lot of other garbage too like these Littlest Pet Shop toys. They cost eight bucks a pack for one animal and people buy them up because they're 'limited' edition. It's crazy.

Commercials have really fallen into sex and BS. I've worn TAG and Axe and neither has caused women to just flock from all corners of the earth to jump all over me. They don't start yelling 'bow chicka wau wau' either.

Eh, they're better than a little hat with a fake raccoon tail, so I think things are alright.

Well I would have hoped by now people realize I stretch things completely.

Again, for the purposes of entertainment, I have to be a little dramatic. Please people, there isn't any reason to just pick it apart, its not here as a serious debate or lecture.

Imma throw in some more rantings.

Why....oh dear me oh my oh WHY....is there someone, or someones, who on every movie page on IMDB say that its racist. I just watched Night of the Museum...someone said its racist. in fact he said "Night of the Racist Museum is more like It." You don't get this kind of stupidity from not going to school. This is advanced stupid. I don't even think I'm exaturating. Every movie I've looked up, someone says that its racist. Either there weren't any black people in it, they made black people look bad, they made a black person a certain character, either the villan or whatever... I mean I don't have to tell you that the black to prison inmate ratio is pretty high. But regardless of that, it doesn't matter if a black person is a bad guy in a movie, or there was no black people in the movie, that doesn't make it racist! These people just want to turn all the attention to them by crying injustice at every little thing. I MEAN NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM! THEY CALLED IT RACIST! you know why? Because ONE of the 3 bad guys (two were white) was black. Apperantly if a black man portrays a villan in an insanely over the top fictional movie...its racist of course. They also said it was racist because in the African exhibit...ALL THEY HAD WAS LIONS, ZEBRA'S AND OTHER ASSORTED AFRICAN TYPE ANIMALS! OMG OMG OMG ! BLATANT RACIAL UNDERTONES! THESE MAD MOVIE PEOPLE MUST BE STOPPED! No Wonder there are people who are racist, who wouldn't get sick of all this crap? I'm flat out tired of it, its so ridiculous that it exceeds childish.


By the way, someone brought up me marrying a Japanese girl but they are generally Buddhist. I'm to lazy to go back and find out who, you know who you are. Anways yeah, I realize that. Seems I'm going to have trouble finding any one at any corner of the earth >_< But who knows, maybe I will find someone from there...all in all, it would be cool to be the one to put Japanese into our blood line :3 People will look at me with a Japanese baby and be like >_> wtf? O_o Because I gotta tell ya...I'm far from being anything close to Japanese.

Sequels only seem to be good when the story being told was written before the making of the movies such as in the case of Lord of the Rings

And yeah commercials today are unbelievably stupid... I've almost completely stopped watching TV for that reason alone...

apparently, you hate Mormons lol, but, sacreligious jokes aside, one woman is enough. And most real women wouldn't let you have it any other way anyway...

you ranted about Disney, but what about Pixar?

over all, good ranting Fuzz :wink:

As I hear it from Mormon priests, the multiple-wife thing was done away with.

oh, huh, I have been away from the TV at school (I also don't know any Mormons) but yeah, just to confirm this, the Catholics did away with Purgatory right? I heard something about it, and then nothing more...

Pixar...They are good, I mean both toy storys were done well. Its not like the CG animation sucked in Toy Story 2. Because we all know, any movie that Disney sequels will be reduced to the animation quality of a Saturday morning cartoon. Who made Spirit, stallion of the Cimarron? Whoever did gets my vote as being the great animation companies of all time. That is one of the single greatest movies of all time. And I tell you this right now, if that movie EVER gets sequeled....I will strap on my gear, and I will go freaking Man on Fire on the people who did that.

Well I just looked, and it was Dreamworks lol neither Disney nor Pixar had anything to do with it.