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Put any interesting/funny/whatever kind of quotes you've heard before here. (Or maybe a small scene if you're bored enough. :P )



Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Behold! The thermo-STAT! *camera zooms in on the thermostat*

assistant: That's been there.

Dr. Weird: Observe, as I. . . adjust the heat! Bwahahahaha! *cranks heat past 300*

assistant: *long pause; looks around* Is it on?

Dr. Weird: I dunno, you tell ME! Bwahahahaha! Oh, wait! *spontainious combustion*

--Dr. Weird and the lab assistant, on the thermostat
Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Never bite off more that you can chew....and I hope you choke and die a long slow death if you do." ~My fiances brother at dinner last night

"They will all taste oblivian, which tastes just like Red Bull, which is disgusting!"

-- O'Malley, on random evil-ness
Red vs Blue

The laws of physics are based on what we know and see. Therefore what we have yet not seen may be possible, and for that ladies and gentalmen, I offer you falling up rocks insurance!

"Shadehawk, as we say in my country, hello."

-Baron Von Daimond, Antihero for Hire

"Make a fire for a person and keep them warm for one night.
Set a person on fire and keep them warm for the rest of their life."

Two classics (it is allowed to post more than one, yes?)

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" - Ozzy Osbourne, as said in 'Hackers'.

"A dirty mind is a joy forever" - ?

Here's one i just head to post. It's out of the movie The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers.

At the end of the battle for Helmsdeep, Legolas approaches Gimli who's sitting on an uruk (for the people who dont know (shame on you!) an Uruk is a kind of orc).

Legolas: "Final count..."
Legolas: "...42"
Gimli: "Forty-Two?"
Gimli: "That's not bad for a pointy eared Elvish princeling"
Gimli: "I myself am sitting pretty on 43"
Legolas shoots the uruk on which Gimli is sitting
Legolas: "Forty-Three"
Gimli: "He was allready dead"
Legolas: "He was twitching"
Gimli: "He was twitching..."
Gimli: "...because he's got my ax buried in his nervous system!"


Yes... Im bored!

"Is the juice really worth the squeeze?" - From The girl next door

"When this is over, i'm going to rip out your tongue with a towtruck!" - some movie with silvester stalone (sp.?)

Washu "There is no way out, absolutly none, no way. Got it?"
Mihoshi " Nope, i don't get it at all"
Later in the scene...
Mihoshi *sobbing* "So what you're trying to tell me is there's no way out of here?"
Washu "Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
Mihoshi "But how could this be? you created this ship didn't you?"
Washu "mhmm... and that is why it is so perfect!"
- Tenchi muyo - OVA ep. 6

"it's a rat flail!" - Vg cats

... all i can think of atm...

"What do you mean my house is being torn down today!?"
"We gave you a notice..."
"Oh yeah, where?"
"In the development building."
"I go there every weekend, and I didn't see it."
"It was in the basement room."
"You mean that room in the back corner of the building? The one with a filing cabinet blocking the door? With boards on it? THAT ONE!?"

It was at that time that several big yellow somethings destroyed the planet of Earth.


-The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy
(Not the exact quote)

the all time best quote at least to me
is in my sig
look down to read
lord of the rings rocks

"The universe is but a baby, and we have the duty to teach it" - Raymond E. Feist

(Note: the real quote may be slightly different, because I don't remember it exactly and I read his books in Dutch.)

"Beam me up, Scotty" - Most famous star-trek quote there is (but actually never said in Star Trek in this exact way as I've heard ;) .)

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space."

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"Your face will get stuck like that."

"Listen! Do you smell that?"

-- Ray
Ghostbusters