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Well, i figured these rules may need disscussion since the recent incident in the voter incentive thread.
The rules are
1. Do not talk about /b/ (This is the random image board on 4chan)
2. DO NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can and will be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statement
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be more f***** up s*** than you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed
48. Do Not turn your back on Anonymous. Do not Betray Anonymous.
Anonymous does not forget and neither should you.
What Anonymous gives, Anonymous can take away. We control everything.
49. Someone has a fetish for it, no exceptions.
Those are all of the rules. They are subject to change(as in addition of new rules). Discuss. We all know these are an important issue.

Sadly, these are the official unofficial official unofficial rules of life as well.

Yes that is sadly true. I just noticed has a different #41 then i remember reading i will add a 49. to in then.

So... many... rules...

*faints*

My fave would be 9 as well as 39-40 ^^.

I don't even know and I was there for the whole horrifying mess. :P But considering that every post made is still there, and we didn't even get any threats from Sage, I think Ster's just overreacting.

Maybe I should elaborate. The most recent TWC voting incentive (Keith in a dress) caused the entire TWC incentive thread in the Comic Board to "take a wrong turn somewhere" and it ended up in a rather terrifying place. The end result was a lot of not mind safe commentary about how appropriate Keith and Natani's outfits were and what would be happening next or what could be added to make the scene "better."

I'll admit, I'm a little unclear on what rules Ster things were flagrantly broken there. We were more on topic there than we have been on the comic threads lately. And we didn't even toe the line for anything else. I mean, Dogman totally warned everyone that his drawing was NSFW before he provided the link and he censored the image, so we didn't break the mature content image rule either, and that's the only other close one. ;)

I am overexagerating i browse another forum and it banned around 100 users a day for very stupid reasons. I do feel these rules should be discussed though.

Those are more like "The Rules of the Internet (If you are on 4Chan)"
Rules 1-10 are totally 4Chan-specific...
XD

Well i didn't write them. I guess the guy who did is a 4chan user.

This has 4-chan written all over it. Trust me, I know a /b/tard, and ALL of these rules are proven there. It sickens me. And OF COURSE, the more he shows me from there, the more desensitized I become, and the more curiosity replaces it. I dun wanna be a /b/tard!

UUHHH DUHHHHH.

Yea, I was a starting to become obssesed with 4chan, but I left before it got too crazy. But that is how I found out about twokinds though. No regrets......