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FastChapter
 Post subject: Penis Theft!?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:49 pm 
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/od_ ... craft_dc_1

Dear God, it's begun.

Read this, laugh at this, and hide your genitalia for fear of the penis snatchers.
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Ahhh humor, why must you carry that tinge of real world issue with you?

Apparently this isn't the first issue they've had with this kind of theft... according to that article the last time this happened 27 people killed the suspected perpatrators
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x'DDDDDD

Oh man! Epic! I wouldn't go around ticking any body off now xD
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o_0 WTF!?!?
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You know, I think I read somthing about this type of sorcery for a Anthropology class.

Crazy what you can make people believe huh?
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No honey, thats not it, someone...must have used witchcraft! Yeah, thats it!
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We laugh, but what if we had be raised to believe like they were? 10 years ago, 27 people lost their lives because they were thought to be witches. The Salem hysteria lives on....
Kudos to those quick thinking police. They not only saved those "witches' lives, but kept the "victims" from spreading even more hysteria.
Bravo guys. Bravo.
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Remember guys, be on your best behaviour, or the penis fairy will come during the night and steal your penis!

I've always found it odd just how prevalent the belief in witchcraft is in Africa.
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>.>'...And they wonder why we never went back to Africa.
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Wynni wrote:
We laugh, but what if we had be raised to believe like they were? 10 years ago, 27 people lost their lives because they were thought to be witches. The Salem hysteria lives on....
Kudos to those quick thinking police. They not only saved those "witches' lives, but kept the "victims" from spreading even more hysteria.
Bravo guys. Bravo.


Hey- there's no proof they werent really witches!
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That ... is disturbing... O.O
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Kinuki wrote:
Remember guys, be on your best behaviour, or the penis fairy will come during the night and steal your penis!

I've always found it odd just how prevalent the belief in witchcraft is in Africa.


Thankfully, the Penis Fairy leaves a quarter under your pillow for it.
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Finally we have an explanation for Natani's "confusion" - SORCERY!
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Keldoth Wolfram Dekel
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And this is all Keith and his Bastian black magic doing it XP!
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Keith's a cockrobber!?
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