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Fairly sure that this has been discussed here before, but not entirely sure. Anyways, this is for your list of characters who would get far and who would'nt. I'm not going to even try to think of who would win. DBZ & other anime characters are outlawed, on the grounds that they'd blow up the planet, possibly the galaxy.

Pwners
Paper mario, from paper mario and the thousand year door. He has an attack that makes him win. Another one's called supernova. Fire doesn't insta-kill him, and he can turn 2-d. Seriously.
Link. Need I say more?
Shadow of the Colosuss guy-he regularly kills monsters a hundred times his size.
Midna-she has powers from being leader of the Twili, and all the fused shadows.

Pwned
Master cheif-he gets lagged or runs in and is torn to pieces.
Regular Mario-can be killed by walking mushrooms, and his only attack is jumping.
Yoshi-he (?)'s a green dinosaur. And not even a big awesome one, like T. Rex. Fail.

pwners-

Master Cheif- I wanna see you beat an entire alien army
Link- Best hero in history
Starfox- "Do a barrel roll!!!"
Samus- Can turn into a ball
Cloud- Huge sword FTW!!


losers-

Skippy- Always gets shot down
Princess Peach- Cant protect herself to save her life
Knuckles- Has anger issues

Pwners
The 7: Think about how fighting invisible bombs would be like.
Silivia (NMH): Perfectly conned.
Leon Kennedy: Taught them spanish villagers.


Pwned:
Travis Touchdown: Was there a woman in that game that didn't string him along?
Heaven Smiles: How did a group of invisible bombs lose?

Pwners

Link- um duh
Mechwarrior- lets see 100 tons of walking death
Samus- the culmination of almost a dozen games of weaponry in one suit

Losers-

Master Chief - "Im a hero, with no family, half my organs missing and is classified as a weapon with no rights" *starts crying*
Cloud- emo, end of story
Pikmen- plant lemmings that wont shut up

Win:

Wolverine (Technically in games): He killed Phoenix. 'Nuff said.

Ian Dresari: Entire family murdered? Army routed? the entirety of your forces can fit on a small dropship, and you're fighting an entire planet ruled by one of the strongest forces in the Inner Sphere? Only Dresari wins against odds like that.

Main Character from F.E.A.R: He shoots ghosts to death. Let me say that again. HE CAN SHOOT GHOSTS AND KILL THEM.

Lose:

(vs. Wolverine): Link, and Ryan Sosa can go to hell. Tri-Force<almost unlimited healing factor, period.

(vs. Ian Dresari): Master Chief in a Scarab. The thing has one weapon, an open deck, and that one weapon is the equivalent of a PPC with a Capacitator. Ian Dresari would be using a Mad Cat, fire his double LRM 20 shots from long range to soften the Scarab and take out main forces, then as he closed in he'd use double PPCs on the main gun. After that, he'd start a Circle-strafe manuever as his weapons rearmed and then finish the whole thing off with an Alpha Strike.

Assuming Master Chief survives that explosion and escapes the Scarab, he's practically a bug at that point. Even the SPNKR launcher or Spartan Laser would be the equivalent of a gnat sting to eleven tons of ferro-fibrous armor. Dresari would just stomp on him and continue on his way.

(FEAR guy) vs. Solid Snake. Yes, we know Snake his stealthy, but he cannot survive encounters with totally invincible telekinetic ghosts that can make people explode and melt at the same time just by thinking about it.

Master cheif has a family, he doesn't know it though and he has fellow spartans that are currently in various places in the galaxy

Pwners

Master Chief- nuff said
Chuck Norris- He DC if he's not in a game he still pwns
Squall- he's got a sword with a gun in it


Pwnt-
Vivi- just a 3d version of every mage in like 4 other FF games
Areith- 10 foot sword to the stomach
Guilty spark- Spartan laser messed you up

Pwners
Toon Link-Went across the ocean various times, beat up giant sand worms and a giant ghost along with a lava monster. Oh and he put up with Tingle.

Olimar/Pikmen-He had to go through an entire planet with a bunch of walking onions at his side. And he won.

Sonic-FAST FAST FAST OH GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING

Phoenix Wright-He can Object you into OBLIVION

Pwned

Sephiroth-He lost to an emo kid.

Bridget-Oh wait, YOU'RE A MAN.

Tails-All I can do is fly and get hit by Robotnik's drills.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik- He once got a giant mech the size of a MOON and he lost to a hedgehog.
Hell, he GOT a moon TWICE.
AND THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION.
Seriously, how the hell do you mess that up?

And MeaCulpa, yes he can.

Pwners:

Hector (Of Fire Emblem 7): Never before have I seen a man that can go up against an entire army without help and win.

Ike: (FE:PoR) See: Hector, but add a [censored] load of charisma. Not only could he pwn you, but he can convince you to join his cause. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Crono: Goes back in time and kills you before you can defend yourself. Nuff said.

Pwned:

Formortiis, the Demon King: (FE:Sacred Stones) What kind of Demon King lets himself get sealed within a ROCK by a bunch of idiotic teens that have NO KNOWLEDGE of magic. He'd be more awesome if the cleric did it, but no, just had to be the freaking lords that couldn't cast a fire spell to save their lives.

Yugi Moto: (He has like 50 games don't he?) He relies on cards. If that doesn't buy him an instant death, I don't know what does.

Ice Climbers: Do I even have to explain this one?

Pwners:
Phoenix Wright: Actually, pretty much almost everyone who has ever defended/prosecuted, but Phoenix is the best. I don't need to explain.

Dante: The guys near invincible, has a giant sword, two infinite ammo hanguns, and can juggle you in the air until there is nothing left but holes.

James/Henry (SH2/SH4): Both of these people fought off essentially the legions of hell. James did it because he could, there was nothing forcing him in silent hill, oh yeah, and PYRAMID HEAD *shudders*. and Henry beat an invincible ghost who used a revolver and a CHAINSAW and was stuck in his apartment room, where not even there could he find sanctuary from the relentless horde of evil. If you play through SH 2 and 4, you will understand.

Zidane Tribal: Hey, i like the guy. And he does own.

Pyramid head: OH GOD OH GOD I THINK HE'S CHASING ME. nuff said.

Fredrick Francois Chopin: Eternal Sonata is the only game that could make a terminally ill 19th century composer seem friggen awesome

Pwnt:
Sgt. Paul Jackson: The guy was killed by a nuclear bomb, seriously, wtf. What kind of main character can get killed by anything, let alone a bomb.

Cyberdemon: The one from doom 3. Nothing that big should be beat by a lone marine 1/100 of your size, WITH the help of a demon army attacking him alongside you.

John Freeman: well, technically...its from something made from a game.
Gordon FROHman: http://www.hlcomic.com/ Comic ended, but its hilarious. Same reason as above.

1) Nerevarine, with Alchemy Set. He has no limit to anything. He'd, quite frankly, kill just about any opponnent set against him. Worse case scenario, he just wouldn't die.

2) Serious Sam. Because he's Serious.

And he also killed Santa.
D:

Pwners:

Gordon Freeman - Could take on anything in this world with nothing but a crowbar and a gun that flings objects- SHAME ON THOSE WHO DO NOT AGREE!

Jack Blank (Bioshock)- Took on the Big Daddies and WON over and over. Immortal too. And he shoots BEES FROM HIS HAND! - SHAME ON THOSE AS WELL!

Sam Fisher - When Sam is out on the job, he gets the job done GOOD! And possibly has more than two unmentionables. SHAME!

Derrick Cole (Breakdown) - Killed things that were practically immortal.

Revan - Unbeatable Jedi. PERIOD!

Samus - Hot body and weaponry.

James Bond- Do I need to explain?

Guybrush Threepwood & Purple Tentacle- Just cause.

Pwned:

Everybody else.

Oh I had completely forgotten about Derrick Cole. Breakdown was one of the greatest gaming experiences I've ever had. I'm putting him on my pwners list.