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Hi, boy have i got a story to tell. Ok,my brother LOVES to play pranks, on people most of all me.Two weeks ago, my brother out of stupidity decided to slam his fist in to a pole and at the same time make it look like he hit his head on the pole so people woild really thing he hit his head on the pole but when he tried he missed and hit me in the sholder so I promptly gave his a swift kick to the balls when he refused to say sorry. So i noticed a week ago that he had bought a alot of black and orange sharpies and he loves flora so I assumed that he was going to draw her on a huge sheet of paper so I thought nothing of it, becuase my brother is a really good artist and he can copy something he sees to paper really fast and he is good with a sharpy. So i go to bed at 11:30 and wake up at 11:50PM awoke by a nightmear of needle drawing on my body and look around and I smell sharpy so I get up look around and see nothing so I go to my brothers room and he is asleep so i`m walking to my room and as I walk past the bathroom I see a orange and black reflection,so I go back and look and find out that i`m covered with orange with black stripes and cat wiskers and my finger and toe nails have been cut and now look like claws.I sleep in a short tank top and short shorts,every inch of skin including my [cencered] and [cencered] is covered with sharpy and I go to my computer and look at a photo of flora and the patterns that were drawn on me look like flora`s,and thats when it hits me my brother drew floras fur pattern on me! I`m not asking for revenge but is this a form of art becuase he`s done this before just not to me, concidently his girl-friend asked to be done up like Kathrin and he said ok.The day before he did it his girl friend went out and got her hair done up to look lke Kathrins, and the next day he did it head to toe every part of her body yes including the [cencered] and [cencered] and she looked so much like Kathrin it`s not funny.So he wants to know if he could go to art school for this. P.S. Flora and I have the same hair style and color. :3

I'm sure the first question on anyone's mind is, is there a photo. :lol:

But seriously, funny story.

Oh yes really funny :roll: . You know whats funny I still haven`t bothered to wash the stripes off yet >:3

That's... odd. What's so bad about having stripes?


:? Yeah, that was the first thing on my mind... Except I though 'Screenshots' :?

hahahah. you know some wierd people. Though, I suppose I'm worse.

but man, he went there? That's just plain creepy for sibilings.

I cannot tell whether that's a good thing or not.

Depends whether your friends are furries or not, I suppose.

"Pics or it didnt happen"

But really - Sharpie markers = not good for body drawing.

I'm sure you can find some skin safe cosmetic paint or something simular for this kinda stuff and you could probably get it pretty cheap. I know theres a lot of people who work in costume design for film and plays that work with body paint a lot- everything from the Tin Man from the wizard of Oz, to any zombie movie- to the Lord of the Rings (for sooooo much- but for an example of really light paintings- painting Bormir when he was dead in the boat floating down the river- he was painted up to lighten his skin and they even show some more of his blood vessles under his skin like its lost all of his pigment- really awesome paint job really). There is a lot that goes into cosmetic painting and if he really enjoys it - it might be something to look into- but if it's just a hobby, its a creepy pickup line started "Can i paint on your naked body?" Not nearly as cool as "Hey how about posing nude for a picture?" XD

Yes he went there, not anything he hasn`t seen before.One time I cought him haveing the secks with his girl-friend in the janators closet at school. We are twins so.We both love art so we aggreed that it`s ok to go "there" for artistic purposes only and yes I`ve seen his when I helped him paint his self like Mike. My brother can be creepy at times. My brother loves to do this He has painted me as Laura, Mike as a fox girl, Natani,that basitan girl from this comic
----> http://twokinds.comicgenesis.com/d/20070402.html <------,Kathrin, and now as Flora I helped him paint him self as Keith, Alaric, Euchure, the basitan guy thats fighting Keith in this comic
----> http://twokinds.comicgenesis.com/d/20070402.html <----,Evals , Zen and today he painted the stripe on his face to look like Trace and he even colored his hair blue, and I still look like Flora (we have the same hair color and style :3) and I still haven`t thanked him for the stripes >:3. He naturally looks like Eric so earlyer he smacked my butt and said he was pretending to be Eric,and rember he cut my finger and toe nails sharp like claws, so I said well i`m pretending to be Flora and scrached him up bad,he painted his girl friend like Kat yesterday and she slept over so she ran to get the first-aid-kit so we all laughed so hard. :3 Ya good times. :3 :3 :3

Theres nothing wrong with it. Well I think :3

I have pics but I can`t post them.We have Digital Camera but there is no way to get them on the computer my parents hide the cables and change the location of them every day :(. We found tem once but we got caught and WOW we got in so much trouble.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but, why do your parents go through so much trouble to hide the cables?

They know that we are in to body art. It took weeks to convince them to let us paint each other, they said no painting the "places" so we agreed,but we paint them anyway and we have a good time painting to. We never argue or get into fights eather.

They think you are going to post nude body painting online and some perv is going to trace your computer (which is freakn stupid -almost as stupid as that news article "Hackers can turn your computer into a bomb!"). So here is what ya gotta do - first off - does your digital camera use a normal SD card? And do you have an SD card reader? Some people have em and they dont realize it- newer laptops have em- and lots of printers now have em- if it does use an SD card- you can just plug it into your computer (if you have a card reader) or plug it into your printer and access it through there. If you cant- find the cable - its gotta be somewhere. Then- edit the pictures in photoshop or even paint to cut out anything like- a persons face - or crop out an area so you can just see an arm or a leg. If your parents dont want you posting pictures of yourself online- dont- and if you want to anyways - make it so its impossible to tell who it is. We would see that its true and if its good and maybe we could help with suggestions or links to places so you or he can pursue it as a possible hobby or a job in film as a cosmetic artist.

Ok here is a sample of his work he did it with a sharpie in 10 min. This is a really crappy camera so bear with us There you go thats my brothers hand with some of floras stripes, my parents freaked out when we asked them but we conivnced them, well sort of theysaid photos of my brother only and no more than his lower arm can be showing. But it`s a start. :3

I'm skeptical here - how can you not tell that you're being drawn on, especially that much? Drying marker ink is COLD...
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Also, how do you know your parents move the cables every day, if you don't know where they are? One basis of good fiction is to not have your characters know things they have no way of knowing - it makes it less believable...
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Edit: That looks like a desperate attempt at proof - still not buying it...

Please don't think I'm calling you a liar - I'm not - I'm just a skeptic...the problem lies with me, not you...
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We know bucuase from time to time we see them walking around with them, and when we ask they say "go to your room".

Now, that just leads to questions about what your parents are doing with the camera...
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