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i'm looking for funny, sacarstic and interesting toilet quotations and sayings for keeping the toilet dry, i know you would normally post these kind of stuff in the "random quotes" thread, but my mom is looking for quotes to tell employees at work to keep the toilets dry, so let it slip this time please, moderators?

So if you got something, please post it here. Thank you!

The only one I know is the one I heard when I was a little, little kid:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

/earstab

tht's good, but it's more of the case where they clean thier hands and feet and end up wetting the floor.

In the toilet?
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Restroom! You're referring to the whole restroom, and not just the fixture. Okay, that's going to help.

Easy, Put a sign on the door that says "Keep the toliet clean or your gona end up in a pit full of rabid cat girls!"

"Please be sure that if
you get some water on the floor,
clean it up nice and dry
before your [censored] goes out the door!"

Custom fastchapterage. You can quote me, :o

"when making a deposit, be sure not to leave your change on the counter"

"Please stop wetting the floor, there are drowned cockroaches everywhere."

Adapted from the one about cancer.

Don't put a sign up. Just put a high voltage wire on the ground and let them do the math, :)

*columbian accent* "You piss on da seat, I breaka yo face"