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Not entirely sure if this belongs here, but it's the closest.

If you know of any, post funny audio/video clips, but do make sure that they follow forum rules.

Here are my submissions.

http://www.snopes.com/autos/audio/jackbox.mp3<---A man witnesses a minor car accident. Hilarity ensues. (Recorded voice mail. Make sure the volume is turned up)

http://www.halo-pro.com/movies/Untouchable-TheHaloGod.wmv<--- I wish I played Halo 2 THIS well.

Both are pretty large files. Be patient with them.

Here's a music video I find so very very cool - Unholy Warcry. Just go down to the part that says 'Videos' and click on the link.

That Halo Pro video is awesome. "Can't Touch this". I wonder how long it took em to gather the clips.

That guy in the Halo vid has some crazy sniping skillz! Oo I'd hate to have to play against him on Xbox Live! XD I'd get my @ss kicked sooo bad...

he's not a halogod...he's.... more than that..

I don't know. They don't show how many times he misses. Though there is no doubt he's skilled. Triple kills attest to that.

tomorrow's nobodies, own!!

http://www.tomorrowsnobodies.com/episodes.html

good, funny flash movies i may add, but they do swear so be warned and sorry if posting a link to swearingness is bad -_-;;

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/141594

and this is just them in r/l mucking around about forcing ppls to buy their dvd's of tomorrownobodies, but atleast no swearing in this one -_-; :roll:
(volume needs to be up on this one)btw i put these here because i belived this topic was getting stale, so i thought i would add these on :mrgreen:

oh and snipeing kicks butt!! im now gonna have that song in my head when i snipe someone on ps -_-; *bang* can't touch this do do, dododo

Not to mention sticking. Seriously, he bounced a plasma grenade off of a wall and stuck a guy across lockout.

Lol. Man I remember that Halo video from a few months back. Forgot how good it was. :)

OMG POTTER PUPPET PALS!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/125471

POTTER PUPPET PALS 2
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/140341

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*pokes littlefreaky* bother, bother, bother *runs away*

lol funny especially when they use UZI's lol :lol:

http://www.purevolume.com/happykorner

here's a link to a comedy band, listen their songs, funny stuff especially the one called "i think his name is jesus", the middle part is so funny. :lol:

that noob thing was funny! I also put it on my PSP :D

Nobody's used this thread in a month. Time for things to pick up again.

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267



I found some poorly spelled Lyrics somewhere too. I've been trying to retouch them.


Old godzilla was hoppin around
Tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst out from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didnt expect to be blocked by Shaqu
who proceded to open up a can of Shaqu foo
when Aron Carter came from out of the blue
he began to beating up Shaquile O'neil
when they both got flattened by the bat mobile
but before he could make it back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln poped out of his grave
he pulled out an Ak-47 from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran outta bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
good guys bad guys and explosions as far the eye can see!
and only one will survive I wonder who it could be?
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff mcgruff took a bite outta crime
then Shaqu came back covered in a tire track
when Jakie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured and tried to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg 'an he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldnt find
cause batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jakie Chan deflected it with his fist
he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime but they colided in the air
then they both got hit by a care bear stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
good guys bad guys explosions as far the eye can see!
onlyone wil survive I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown...

Angels sang out... In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris
who deliverd a kick... which could shatter bones
into the crotch... of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head... between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
an' Monty python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini and the Blue meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie
Robocop
Rerminater
Captian Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo pan
Super Man
and every single power ranger
Bill s. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Doc Oc
and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy [censored]
it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion arose the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater...

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
good guys bad guys explosions as far as th eye can see
only one will survive i wonder who it will be?
this is the ultimate showdown...
(this is the ultimate showdown...)
this is the ultimate showdown...
(this is the ultimate showdown...)
this is the ultimate showdown...

of ultimate destiny!

fine then you've force me to play this:

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=220

perpare to scream muwhahahahaha

:? Um, ok...

Do you have some sort of fixation with screamer videos?

I assume it was a screamer anyways because my sound system is being fixed right now. :wink: