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Glitches, weird stuff, and just comical happenings that have happened to you in any game but RL. Cause that game blows.

In CoD4, on the mission that has you sniping that one guy Inari or whatever with the rifle, I took a shot compensating for the wind which then changed mid flight, varying it far off crouse. Then, suddenly, the wind changed fully and brought the bullet back around to hit the guy right in the head.

I killed a guy in Halo 3 and walked past his body, only to die about 3 seconds later. I went and watched the match over and what happened was the guy shot me while he was dead laying on the ground!! But it was the laggiest match ever anyways so it was pretty hilarious.

Well, in the crysis demo I was sprinting with the maximum speed on, and I hit a rock. I died, and flew 50 feet into the air.

And in Halo 3 I melee'd a guy twice in the back and he turned around and killed me.

Slaughterfish on land. Funny at times.

Another Morrowind one was my cousin playing and firing an arrow randomly into the air. About two minutes later, in the middle of the wilderness, a "Your crime has been reported" message appears. That was a funny moment (Firing randomly, he hit a guard in a Fort a good distance away).

Just yesterday I was playing Halo 3 at my friends house (VIP on Valhalla) so I jump in a Ghost, go straight up the middle, kill a guy as he's getting in the wraith turret, kill the wraith, and splatter their VIP who was hiding in the water. But that's when the fun begins. I turn around and wait for their VIP to respawn (top floor of their base), at which point I accelerated, used an unmanned ghost as a takeoff ramp, and did a nose dive right on top of their VIP. And then I blew up (still can't figure that one out).

I also have a tendency to make epic flag runs that involve storming their base with crap weapons (plasma pistol only, once) and then running the longest way possible back to our base. It doesn't sound great when you read it, but if you see it, it's the kind of thing that gets you laughing.

I heard rumors that if you played MGO online on its most populer server and lag stricken everyone weird stuff can happened like.
1. the snipers headshooted each other 3-5 times but due to lag they don't take damage until lag stops there by killing each other at the same time. ( this actually happend a couple times to me)
2. when people were in the middle of the map and people used the CQC on them when lag strikes there body is pulled mysteriously to the other side of the map while they are being chocked. (has not quite happened to me yet but i would like to see what it would be like.)

only things i remember is the lovable glitch in halo 3 known as Paper Underwear Man, and if you've played there new map cold storage, i got stuck inside the tank with the flood body, these are common i think though

In UT2004 I stickied a bunch of grenades to my teammate and suicided. The force blew him through part of the floor so that only his [censored] and legs were sticking out, and the clipping was making it all shake and wiggle. XD

I don't know how it happened, but while I was playing Counter-Strike, my optic mouse jammed and I was spinning in circles. Not weird you would say, but I did that on the ceiling. My friends recorded that, as for me, I was just seing normally.

I was playing on a tf2 server where dead ragdolls had physics(BAD IDEA) I was hit by a soldiers rocket and knocked back killed by a heavy's minigun and killed 3 of my team mates with my ragdoll...

For comical, on a gamemode on garrysmod, I attached a corpse of a player I killed by his head to the top of a doorway. Then I watched from the wall as players would run into it, scream and run away. Fun game. ^^

There's one time when i was playing battlefield 2 online and a teammate right next to me threw a grenade up a flight of stairs in a construction site. However it bounced back killing us both. good times.

Not a bug or a glitch, but more of an awesome story.
It was in battlefield two and I was defending one of the flags (it was one of the Middle eastern maps), I had the S.A.W. and a group of two enemies in a van drove at me full speed trying to run me over and take the flag. I went prone and opened fire trying to blow up the van before it hit me. I didn't. Fortunately since I was prone the van went right over me. After a second or two I realized I wasn't dead I turned around and actually managed to blow up the van. Both enemies died. It was amazing.
And another time on wake Island I was taking the north village and an enemy rushed up to me. He would have killed me too, but his own commander dropped a friggin jeep on him. I laughed, and captured.

There was a time like that for me on Counter Strike. This guy was in the process of shooting me, but his team mate threw a grenade and kill the guy trying to kill me. Loved it.

I regularly get backstabbed in the face by flaming spies. I'm ashamed of myself.