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Um, I was originally just gonna draw Erik on Artpad, but I went a little crazy with the colouring halfway through. It doesn't show what I undid, though, so it seems as if I intended to do it all along... anyway, this isn't quite what it seems.

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikx6ny167sqc

...the shear strangeness of your mind amazes me, my friend.

What amazes me is I can totally see Erik in one of those commercials. It'd be something like this...

BALLET RATS run, shrieking and flailing about, towards the camera.
Diagonal shot, BALLET RATS fleeing cont. Camera 'walks' down opposite direction of fleeing BALLET RATS, stops. View of empty operahouse hall. Sudden music-- DUNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUN DUHHHH! Music interrupted by loud whistle, whisper.
ERIK'S VOICE: Psst! I'm up here!
Camerashot moves up the wall to where ERIK (Bookverse) is standing on a doorframe. Music starts again. DUNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUN DUHHHH!
ERIK: Ah, another day haunting the good ol' operahouse.
He adjusts his suit.
ERIK: But you know, life is difficult for a walking skeleton. Without the right nutrition, these ol' bones could break during one of my insane, murderous escapades, and, well, that'd be that!
He removes his hat in a gentlemanly manner.
ERIK: That's why I make sure to drink plenty of milk! Milk is rich in calcium, to keep these bones strong and able to do what an opera ghost needs to do!
He removes his mask, revealing ULTIMATE FUGLINESS, and takes a drink of milk.
Erik: (Smiling) Got Milk?

I don't think I like milk anymore...*flee*

no milk?...MUST HAVE GOOD MILK!!