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I stumbled upon Twokinds yesterday as I was sitting here in bed sick. I read the whole thing in one sitting. It was great, I was laughing all day.

Pleasantries out of the way, I am just going to duck and cover now. I read some of the other newbie posts and I would like to try to avoid the variety of mental illness if at all possible! *Hides behind a lamp*

Welcome, welcome! There's no need to worry! Everyone so far still lives :)

Enjoy your stay, check the rules and merge with the madness.

Ah! Almost forgot! Here's your keys to the first mass-production airship of destruction so far *hands keys*. Have fun!

you were right too hide....

WELCOME TO THE FORUMS! :D :D

Welcome newcomer...I HIGHLY suggest you NOT TO SIGN ANYTHING. Thank you.

seconded.

welcome newb, RUN AWAY FROM TEH CATGIRLS!!! *a swarm of catgirls charge toward Chad* THEY WILL EEEEAAAT YOOOOUUU!!!

Hello!
I'm the one newbies such as yourself come to when in need of a vegatable, and on rare occasions fruits as well! But be on the lookout! Enemies around every corner, yes... potato haters.......

Welcome! Drink the punch!

...

DRINK IT.

ok that was random.



i knew that the potatoes would be back *unsheathes sword* get lost potato-monger.

*stares at deathwing with blank curiousity*

Welcome to the 2kinds forum! I hope you will enjoy your stay, and suffer from several mental diseases! I would be the Cheerfull Emo, pleased to meet you!

*Offers handshake*

Also, do NOT read the forum rules! They are extremely boring, and really unessesary(I think, I never read them myself).

And I offer you this bottle of virgin's blood! Hands off the rest of you guys.

WELCOME DANCES



=Welcome=
plz enjoy this welcome dance we have for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkdhhlxWhOU
that movie was a multi million dolor production hope you liked it

you will see every one he is insane so sit back and have fun

I'm the local avatar Maker on this forum and if you would like me to make you one plz PM me or email my =3

you will alot of my avatars floating around I'll do any character you want from anythings you can think of i also do animations
hope to get work from you
and if you don't like any of the Avatars i make for you I'll keep making them until i make one you like

it all a matter of opinion

here's a random Youtube video http://youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
and another one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM <--- it is not longer the Caramelldansen
OMG a new one to O_o
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uO0PRmni5zU

and another one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5rGlgrk ... re=related
^
this song is awsum

Those guys are on pot, their crazy.
One thinks he's an assassin of light and dark and the other thinks he's a general in Death's army. They're obviously nutso, so you can go ahead and sign below.
Just legal jargon, don't worry about it.
Terms of Use 2
I ____, here by swear to use the TwoKinds forums to post on and in and read messages while continuing to follow the rules. I'm neither a bot nor a troll and I intend to try to post productively. I am not currently nor have I ever been a member of the Russia Freedom Movement not any of it's donating groups, clients, or other forms of association including but not limited to aiding, hiding, baking cakes for, giving kind remarks to, being friends with or being on the same train as a member of the RFM. I have no intention to joining or following the beliefs of the RFM. I also agree that the 3 most awesomest characters are, not counting Flora, Alaric, Keith, and Karen. Additionally, I sign over my home, all my possessions, thoughts, feelings, and apple pie rescipies to the Tom Fisch. Corporation. I also swear over my loyalty to the North Swedish Drinking Foundation. ALE TO ALL! I currently own at least 3 fire arms that I intend to use in the defense of the person of Tom, his belongings, and/or things he has passing fancies for, such as a small kitten that wanders into the street. I intend to, on this forum, use proper language and at least one curse per post. In addition, I find the poster of this message odd however I give him full rights to my soul and spiritual beliefs.

X__________
Sign here please.

Do know how damn hard it is to speak all of that. That's F**king hard to say. You try saying all of that without messing up.

HARRO DER!

Wow! First off, thanks for the great welcome! I decided I would change my name as you have such interesting names and my real name is to boring :P. I use this name in games and other forums (sometimes its Deathwing_SK or DeathwingSK).

Now lets see, as I count I see; 1 normal seeming person, 6 not norm er um unique seeming people, and 3 people I am not quite so sure about. Seems like a recipe for fun to me, er and you can figure out which category you fit in on your own :P.

Geno Adare Nexeferion: Thank you very much for the quite impressive looking airship! My only question is what type of fuel and/or power source does it use? If its gasoline or jet fuel I don't think I can afford to fly it :cry:.

durham: Perhaps you can show me the ah best places to not be found at. Nice to meet you!

foxlord: Thank you for the sage advice! I am thankful you got to me before they did!

Raphael: Ahhh but I really like cat girls. Are they all completely feral? Perhaps some of them could be saved? Please?! I hope so.

Rekatsrovert: Uh you need not fear me friend. I like potatoes just fine...

FastChapter: Gee thank you for the kind offer but I happed to be allergic to that particular flavor of punch. >.>

Tetsuya Kintame: *Chad stares quizically back at Tetsuya*

Sithil: I suppose rules probably do not apply to dragons anyway. I mean you were around before the rule makers so what right have they to bind you! As for the blood...would you be to insulted if I drank it on the rocks? I don't want to seem uncouthe but I prefer most of my beverages cold.

auronblades: Thank you for the very graceful dance. Didn't I see those two dancing to Kitsune somewhere?

Keldoth Wolfram Dekel: I am sorry but some of the language in your contract is a bit vague. I will have to consult with my lawyer "foxlord" before I can sign anything (or at least before I sign my own name, I can sign as someone else if that will work). I will have my lawyer contact you in a timely manner.

amazingplatypus: You are completely correct, there is no "I" in drunk! I would be more than happy to discuss your point of view at length in the local pub of your choosing.

So now that we are all properly introduced I feel that it is only right for me to buy the first round! Everyone pick your poison of preference, its on me!