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 Post subject: Don't move i'm stealing your wallet as you read this.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:22 pm 
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I am new in the phillisophical sense. Being as such you should all provide me with beer and a lack of things to jump off of.

Also why do you carry a wallet if there is only a half of a penny in it.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:59 pm 
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Location: Oh, you know... around...
Oh... that?


I lost the other half in Nam. Sorry...


Yeah. I'd say you were welcome...

... but you're really not.

Please leave. Now.


--- still here? Oh... well, can I get my wallet back then, mate? Thanks.

(welcome to the forums.)


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:13 am 
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The beer first or the wallet gets it.

pfft... nam, try the crusades then talk to me.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:50 am 
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Location: Oh, you know... around...
... beer?

Why do you want beer?

I've got something better... it's called Morphine. I got it from the old Newbie Gallery Armory/Barracks. Seems the place has fallen apart... and the old stockpiles are just sitting there for the taking! So... I took them! Now my facilities are quite secured, as well as filled with crates of morphine and straight jackets.

the Crusades were NOTHING... I lived through the dark ages... survived the Black Plague! I saw this world before those religious zealots went off and started plundering the riches of Europe! I fought for Castle Zartag! I watched the fall of the... oh... forget it... here's your beer *gives a beer* Have a nice day... prat!


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:42 am 
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Location: A fever you just can't sweat off
Hi! How rich are you right now? *steals your wallet and gives you mine* Damn, you're richer than I am, thanks! *runs for the hills*


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:37 pm 
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*sits back and waits for wallet packed with C4 to explode*

Stealing from me... Bad Deal
Half pound of C4 for $200... Good Deal.
$2 detonator... Great Deal.

playing cube 2 right now screen name volis if any one need an a$$ kicking


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:01 pm 
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Location: A fever you just can't sweat off
Ow... *cough cough* That hurt... *turns into a pile of ashes*


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:37 pm 
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Location: lurking in the shadows, waiting....
"Welcome to the forum, try to steal my wallet, your head will be in the gutter in 2 seconds" *draws sword to emphasize point*


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:23 pm 
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welcome to the forum and enjoy your stay!
Don't reach for my wallet! It will bite your hand off!
Rock on \../ :twisted:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:08 am 
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Yo, welcome to the 2kinds forum. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Oh and heres my wallet. I have no money so just take it. I need a job *tear*


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:53 pm 
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Hello Sai_rabbit and wel*notices Sai trying to steal his wallet* Son of a...!

*Snatches his wallet back then grabs Sai's wrist with his left hand then uses his right arm to break Sai's elbow*

*Turns and walks off*


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:33 pm 
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Hi Sai! (That sounds familiar...)
Wow Mirku's new avatar is so cool!
I don't even own a wallet, I just roll my money and put it behind my ear.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:23 am 
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>.>

*steals it back and baps Sai's head*

No. Bad bunny rabbit.

*portalises Sai*

and welcomeness to the forum. ¬.¬


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:48 am 
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Welcome to the forum and don't even try touching my wallet. Not that you could get to it anyway. Good old girls pockets, nothing tighter then them.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:51 pm 
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