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this thread is about something someone said at one time or another that made you want to die...or vomit. which which ever comes first.
one of the most disgusting things i have ever heard was the dream my freind had... he was rapeing an alien... the avp kind of alien. how would that even work?! anyway i would love to hear some of the nasty things you guys have heard.
but nothing the big guys will get onto you for.

Ugn, you realy want to know. You know how people wear saggy pants. Well that was started in proson and it ment "I'm ready". XD Just to let all of you know what your doing.

First thing that comes to mind happened at a Mexican restaurant, Friend -"dead baby jokes?"" How do you get a dead baby in a bowl? Simple, blender."

"How do you get it out? Chips."

Not normally so bad, but I was eating away at the free chips and salsa they give you...

they could have asked you for your number. that would be worse.

The term "Wincest", when used in a serious manner.

Almost anyone with a sibling can find the flaw in this word.

I have 4 siblings, I don't find a flaw with it..

When I was in SERE school, one of my instructors was a Marine back in Vietnam. He told us all about a story that took place during a two-week patrol he was on. He had a punji spike go right into his calf after falling into a trap, and as you might know, common poisoning for those spikes was human feces.

The corpman did all he could, but after a few days it started to fester horribly. So the corpman exposed the wound to flies, who laid their eggs in it. The eggs grew into maggots, which ate away the gangrenous flesh. After a few days, they cleared most of the dead and infected flesh away, so he cleared them out by soaking the wound in water, which drowned them.

The Marine told us in detail how to perform maggot therapy on ourselves if it comes to it....I think I'd rather just cut the limb off, myself.

And this, my friends, is why Marines are both bat-[censored] insane and [censored] awesome. At the same time.

Can't stop shuddering.
That guy has a great story to tell now though /:D

the most disgusting thing i have ever heard was Firemelon describing a picture he found.

it was labeled vore, gore, water sports with a R+18 web rating.

urg just thinking about make me fell sick, i haven't seen the picture but the description he gave me still make me sick.

he said he vomited after seeing it

WRANING this my disturb any one that reads it and what has been read can't but unread so I’ll make it hard to read if you don't want to read it

i can't be held responsible for the record

he told me the picture was two husky furs one was eating the other one the whole room was filled with guts and blood that was really detailed, and the whole water sports thing was that there was piss every were and over everything.

God i feel like I’m going to be sick just thinking about what it looked like.

Eh, I've seen worse.
Try vore, gore, scat, watersports, babyfur and explosion

Oh god I want to forget it
BUT I CAN'T
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'm sorry? I'm jaded enough that neither of those really does anything but make me think 'Oh. Not my thing, but... whatever.'

Disgusting... I really can't think of much. Oh! Not personally, but it made my brother in law throw up a little. Saturday, his fiance was having a bridal shower. He said 'I dunno what goes on at those.'

Someone suggested that the lot of them all get in a shower together. You could watch him count off the guests in his mind, more and more disgusted/horrified with each one. His mother, both sisters, both grandmothers, his aunt... Then he went over and threw up against a tree.

Worst thing? I was the one giving him these delightful mental images. Yeah, I'm mean.

Edit: I kinda rushed when I type it out the first time cause I was heading out the door.

In Israel they've been bombed with babies that have explosives strapped to them. I assume they're meant to hide the explosives till it's too late to do anything about it.

I'll just use a personal story here.

It was a few years ago, and I was busy at work when my younger cousins (about 12? at the time) came to visit. The only one home was my brother (about 16 at the time). I come home from work around midnight just wanting to fall into bed, when I notice a strange smell emanating from the direction of my room.

Turns out my cousin had vomited (heavily) while in my room. It was one of the worst, if not the worst, smell I have ever had the displeasure to experience. And no one had bothered to clean it up. I spent the next 2 hours getting it off my floor and furniture. It took 3 weeks for the smell to finally fade, and even then the carpet had to be replaced.