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Mysterious Old Guy
 Post subject: The Shot Down thread.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:00 pm 
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Have you ever tried to go out with someone, and they gave you the line.
"I'm sorry I just can't. Its not you, its me."
This is a thread for Shot Down lines.
Try to come up with them, or tell ones you have heard yourself.
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Keldoth Wolfram Dekel
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"I'm sorry, I can't keep doing this. I can't cheat on you anymore. I've found someone else, and we can't be together anymore."
*Sobs*'WHO!?"
"Your sister."
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A.J./Kho
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Erhem, my 'partner' broke up with me because I was moving, not only that, they had a crush on someone else. >_>

"I'm sorry, but I think it's best if we.."
"Break up? I understand, I'm moving away, I already know you like someone else."
"What? Wha-No! I mean... >>;;"

I laughed.
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Graham
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Best one liner I've got to shoot someone down is - "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
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Dude55 the cat-dude
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"I....Im sorry cherol...Ive found somone else!"
"Who...WHO?!"
"A cardboard cut-out shes always "ready""
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A.J./Kho
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One of my best shoot downers; "Hey, you want to go out on a date?"
"Ok, I know I'm Bi-sexual but i'm not your type."

The mention of Bi-sexuality usually wards em off.
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FoobyKamikaze
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I've never gotten the nerves to ask someone out...
How many of these lines have actually been used, anyway? >_>
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Graham
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FoobyKamikaze wrote:
I've never gotten the nerves to ask someone out...
How many of these lines have actually been used, anyway? >_>


They don't even have to be used solely for someone asking you out. Light flirting is enough. I used mine once and only once.
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A.J./Kho
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Really, don't flirt until ya know em, or you like them and they like you.

@_@

I went on a date, nothing to do. awkward silences kill me.

"You do know I'm a crossdresser right?"

That one makes them shift slowly away.
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FoobyKamikaze
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Graham wrote:
FoobyKamikaze wrote:
I've never gotten the nerves to ask someone out...
How many of these lines have actually been used, anyway? >_>


They don't even have to be used solely for someone asking you out. Light flirting is enough. I used mine once and only once.

What fun that must've been :roll:
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FastChapter
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Oh this is going to get darkly comical, XD. Let's see if I can remember this verbatim...

"Hold on, you think I'm queer?"
"Uh... not any more."

Image

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Ryusen
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This is my one good pick-up line. Use it wisely:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

(pause)

Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is _________.
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FastChapter
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Ryusen wrote:
This is my one good pick-up line. Use it wisely:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

(pause)

Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is _________.


Hey, I like that one!
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Ryusen
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FastChapter wrote:
Hey, I like that one!


It usually gets a laugh. Not sure if it's at the joke or at me, but either works. It's just so stupid, you can't help but chuckle.
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A.J./Kho
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Pick-up line...hmmm...

"How much pretty/cute can you put on a girl/boy to make them Beautiful/Handsome? Because I think (afore mentioned) should be your middle name.."

Corn-chips anyone?
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