Create a Conspiracy

Delusional Kangaroo · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:17 pm

Create Your Own Conspiracy Theory wrote:

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand greed you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of pandas made up of Knight's Templars with help from Sudanese.

The conspiracy first started during The War of 1812 in the sky. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Erection of the first building in Georgia.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their eating.

They want to bite John Wayne and imprison resisters in Canada using sloth caravans.

In order to prepare for this, we all must drool. Since the media is controlled by Kinuki we should get our information from Avwolf.

Apologies to Kinuki and Avwolf. I couldn't think of anyone else. xD

Post your abominations. For Science!

=( · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:26 pm

In order to understand Cake you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Forks And Spoons made up of People with moles on their butts with help from the cast of Firefly.

The conspiracy first started during the revolution in New York. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the tea party.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their foot tapping.

They want to punch Jack Thompson and imprison resisters in Hell using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must choose. Since the media is controlled by George Bush Jr. we should get our information from Bill Clinton.

this is what I got.

Sefris · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:38 pm

I put in TF 2 terms. It came out perfect. (I cheated a little bit; see "sentries as transportation")

create-a-conspiracy wrote:

In order to understand Team fortress 2 you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of pyros made up of trolls with help from BLU.

The conspiracy first started during the medic update in Well. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the pyro update.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their spy checking.

They want to ignite Spies and imprison resisters in 2fort using sentries.

In order to prepare for this, we all must capture the intelligence. Since the media is controlled by Heavy we should get our information from Medic.

Scorpio803 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:39 pm

you mean like this one!
http://2kinds.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7977

TheSpiffman · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:39 pm

This one got a little weird

In order to understand SCIENCE!!! you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofthe Illuminati made up of physists with help from the Irish.
The conspiracy first started during the battle of Agnicourt in Stonehenge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the assassination of President Garfeild.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirtalking on bluetooth phones.

They want to destroy the Knights Templar and imprison resisters in the Bermuda Triangle using rockets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must striking. Since the media is controlled by NAMBLA we should get our information from the Catholic Church.

Chaosye · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:58 pm

In order to understand 50 bollocks you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of The Giant Balls made up of Your Face with help from Your Mom and You.

The conspiracy first started during Judgebutt in your butthole. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The commemmoration of your first face eating of babbes..

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Eating babies' faces

They want to Eating people and their babies The Cornbutts and imprison resisters in your eyes using Your intestines.

In order to prepare for this, we all must eat your face or not. Since the media is controlled by your balls we should get our information from your butt.

I lold

Keldoth Wolfram Dekel · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:04 pm

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Intellctual Capatalism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofThe Damn Rabbits made up of Guys Who's Names Start with Q with help from Super Hot Bisuexual Super Models who Vaguely Resembile Movie Stars.

The conspiracy first started during That Time in Friends With The Sex Dream of ChandlerxJoey in Canada. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including That Time When Poe Raped A Cat.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Throat Silenting.

They want to Kitten Petting Jack Thompson's Left Nut and imprison resisters in New Jersey using Rabid Dogs Attachted to Jetpacks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Eat A Pear. Since the media is controlled by Jesus we should get our information from Buddha.

=( · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:05 pm

Keldoth Wolfram Dekel wrote:

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Intellctual Capatalism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofThe Damn Rabbits made up of Guys Who's Names Start with Q with help from Super Hot Bisuexual Super Models who Vaguely Resembile Movie Stars.

The conspiracy first started during That Time in Friends With The Sex Dream of ChandlerxJoey in Canada. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including That Time When Poe Raped A Cat.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Throat Silenting.

They want to Kitten Petting Jack Thompson's Left Nut and imprison resisters in New Jersey using Rabid Dogs Attachted to Jetpacks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Eat A Pear. Since the media is controlled by Jesus we should get our information from Buddha.

[censored], you stole my jack thompson part.

Tetsuya Kintame · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:06 pm

Creat-A-Conspiracy wrote:

What They Don't Want You To Know.
In order to understand cake you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Twokinds fourmites made up of The RPers of Twokinds with help from spammers.
The conspiracy first started during 2003 in Chicago. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including an unnamed marching band.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their twitching feet.

They want to glomp Templar and imprison resisters in Greenland using planes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must drool. Since the media is controlled by Tetsuya we should get our information from Bane Dragon.

I threw myself into this one. I hope I cracked people up.

ButterBall · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:10 pm

I just started throwing in random stuff at some point.

What They Don't Want You to Know wrote:

In order to understand Awesome you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofBoy Scouts made up of chimera with help from writers.

The conspiracy first started during Big Bang in Babel. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including WWII.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirlisping.

They want to Knifing KKK and imprison resisters in My house using bikes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must pushing the red button. Since the media is controlled by Canada we should get our information from Republicans.

I failed English.

FastChapter · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:21 pm

The All-Seeing Eye wrote:

The American Revolution was originally lost, and Great Britain gained control of the continent by 1814. American radicals were tortured or killed, leaving a burning hatred of all things English beyond. In 2045, the Glorious Queen's Empire discovered a reliable method of time travel, but the machine was stolen by a then-terrorist group called The American United Front.

The Americans launched an attack on the H.M.S. Royalist and used the time machine to transport themselves and the ship to Boston Harbor in 1812. They then proceeded to decimate the early British navy and with overwhelming technical prowess that turned the tide of the Revolution in favor of the A.U.F.'s forefathers.

A cover story was drafted by General Washington and the A.U.F. detailing a fictional series of battles and economical woes for Britain that could believably justify the superpower's surrender. The A.U.F. sank the Royalist several miles off the coast of Boston where the sea took it apart long before submarine exploration could ever be developed.

As a token of respect for the American United Front, the new nation was dubbed The United States of America. And the world was never happy again.

Arachnion As Captain Jack · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:28 pm

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In order to understand posthumanism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofnorth Hatfordshire sewing circle made up of genius supervillain old ladies with help from young children.

The conspiracy first started during The assination of archduke ferdinand in north hatfordshire. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Tunguska Event.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirsewing.

They want to stabbing The vatacin and imprison resisters in France using Trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Jumping. Since the media is controlled by Greenpeace we should get our information from Conservapedia.

....
wow. Tunguska was a meteor impact, by the way.

Insomniac · **Joined:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:09 pm **Posts:** 1657

Okay, the part at the end of mine is funny. Most of the stuff before it falls under the category of 'whoops'.

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Discrimination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofThe world made up of Homosexuals with help from Rednecks.
The conspiracy first started during Election day, 2004 in America. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11, 2001.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirNose picking.

They want to lynching greenpeace and imprison resisters in Iraq using Cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Kill them all. Since the media is controlled by Jack Thompson we should get our information from Bill Clinton.

Check Source · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:58 am

Mine is plain and simple. Red heads, will one day enslave all the other hair colors. The Reds will force all the other hair colors to dye their hair, if not you will be shaven.... completly.

Sefris · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:00 am

Check Source wrote:

Mine is plain and simple. Red heads, will one day enslave all the other hair colors. The Reds will force all the other hair colors to dye their hair, if not you will be shaven.... completly.

Can we get a copy/paste of this in create a conspiracy? Hm? As a red head, this amuses me greatly.

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