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Have you ever eavesdropped on any conversations that have been a little "Unique". My example is their is these hobbos that keep hanging around the front of our supermarket: There was this guy there that kept ranting on about mortein or somthing like that. His friend arrived and said "How are you going cowboy" or somthing like that. I think he was drunk, then the guy started saying that he say a car that looked like a kangaroo? His friend left and the guy vommited on the bench...

It was really creepy and random... I always avoid that bench now... :(

"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college!"
XD

No no no...seriously, though...I'd avoid that bench too...
O.x

I'll put more thought into remembering an odd overheard convo and get back to you on this...
:3

"You would have butt pains if you would have done like I asked..."
I broke out laughing at this one when I heard it...

I smell vague Lewis Black references!

I can't recall any odd conversations as of late, but tonight we had what I suspect to be a transvestite/gender woman come into our video store and ask if we could put her DVDs through our buffer to kill some scratches. I said sure, she handed them to me with the shiny-side up. Flipped them over to clip them onto the spools, lo and behold, one disc had a full-frontal naked chick on it and the other had artistically (I use that word loosely) positioned a woman in a provocative pose so as to center the hole in the spool... yeah.

So now I can say that I have buffed a tranny lesbian's pornos at work.

I should get a freaking pin.

Well I walked in on 2 of of my friends making fun of a scene in an forum they had posted in.

Friend 1: calm down

Friend 2: calm... I am calm!, if i wasn't calm I would of killed you, your girlfriend, that guy in the corner and everyone else here just to prove my effin' point

me in corner: ....I really wish i had been standing in the other corner right about now

Melon I've walked in lots of time when you and *firend name here* are piloting things that i don't even what to think off *shiver* so yes a hundred time over

Well today at the lunch table I look up just in time to hear two of my friends say...

Friend 1 "I heard Dan was sleep [censored] again"
Friend 2 "Yeah and now his girlfriend is pregnant"
Friend 1 "No, she isn't pregnant, he is."

And I can officially say that I don't wanna sit there any more hehe.

People telling rumors about me again? (kidding. I'm 99.9999% sure that has no relevance to me.)

I used to hear this kind of stuff from my friends all of the time, but I never listen to them anymore unless they talk directly too me (for good reason) and now I can't remember any specific instances. :(

I do remember them one time having an argument over whether or not it was possible to impale someone with a tractor. yes. a tractor.

I walked in on my friends girlfriend saying something about screaming like a wood chipper going through a huge pile of fish hooks.

I did the smart thing and walked away.

I was looking at this picture of a really beautiful mermaid and I was talking with a friend of mine.. well.. the details on the mermaid were amazing [I'll post the pic when I get home] and this is how the convo went:

Me: This is going to sound really weird but I love her butt.
Friend 1: xD
Me: No really! Look at it! It's beautiful!!
Friend 1: x'DDD Yeah she's got a nice butt.
Me: Don't you quote me out of context! You know it's a beautiful drawing.

*Friend 1 sends Friend 2 everything but the last 2 lines*

Friend 2: You like her butt?
Me: Yeah it's perfect.
Friend 2: ................
Me: What?
Friend 2: .....................................
Friend 1: *bursts out laughing*
Me: *looks at friend 1* YOU QUOTED ME OUT OF CONTEXT DIDN'T YOU?!
*Friend 1 dies of laughter*

Serious conversation about Cannibalism in my local hobby shop, wondering how people taste. The majority of the conversation was on race, but then a pair of twins walked in. After they left (And the conversation resumed), we started to wonder if twins would taste the same.

There was also the whole conversation on what we'd do if someone threw a grenade into the building, another about wierd things we've seen pass by the store window [A kid run into the window screaming, a man in a Banana suit being chased by a man in a Monkey Suit, etc], and a bunch of other wierd topics.

Needless to say, each was quite fun to be a part of.

ive heard one it was my cousins 16th and i went for some reason i went to the shop at the corner and some guy asked people walking out for some money someone asked why and the reply was:
"I need some petrol to sniff"
not kidding i packed myself on the way back laughing
it my seam recist but it happened last years.

IT WAS FUUNNYY

im not being racist
it was just funny

I have no idea how that could be racist... is there a race that sniffs gas? :P

You lost me.

umm should i mention the skin colour