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Its a game I made up a looooong time ago.

Someone will pick any object, or even an action, just pick anything at all, and the next person has to write a domino style way for that action or object to destroy the world.

Heres an example:

"Action: a Wink"

A girl winks blinding her vision in her right eye, she trips over a toy on the ground, lands on a skateboard, rolls out the door into the road, a car dodges, runs into a mail box, the mail box flies into a window hitting a man trying to shoot himself, he misses hitting a gas tank, the gas tank explodes, pieces of the house knock down the power lines shutting down power to the block, a bird sitting on the power line gets zapped by the power surge, gets blasted into a car window, the car looses control and skids off a bridge landing on a battleship, the ship mistakes the sound for an attack and prematurely launches a missile, the missile shoots off and hits a boat holding a nuke, the nuke blows up in the water mutating all the fish. a million years later, the fish mutate into super fish and take over the world killing all the humans till human disease wipes out all the evil fish mutants.

Very war of the world ending :3

For the next poster:

"Action: Fursuiting"

Why must your games always be so writing-intensive...

Action: Fursuiting.

A bunch of people start walking down the street in fursuits, causing some people to phone pest control, who arrive with the wrong equipment and call in the army to help. However the army has better things to do and opts to just nuke said fursuiters. The nuke is loaded with the wrong destination due to the controller's cat walking on the keyboard, hits Russia, who sends nukes rocketing all over the because of a Russian cat-keyboard thing. The resulting explosions destabilize the planet and sends the moon floating towards Pluto. The alien species sleeping there is woken by the impact and are angered by Earth's decision to not consider Pluto a planet and it's subsequent lunar-based missile attack. They then push Earth into the sun.

I think I did it wrongly.

Next action: Tom missing an update.

A 2kinds fanatic finds out there is no updated comic tommorow on friday. Freaks out fills a bath with water and electrocutes himself in the bath causing a power failure. In a state penatarium nearby a convicted murder is put in the electric chair and as they pull the switch the power goes out and when the power returns a cop and the murderer are missing. The murderer travels down a local neighborhood and watchful cops locate him and open fire. The car swerves off the road into a nearbu nuclear plant. The nuclear plant explodes and causes nuclear radiation to spread in a 10 mile radius. Insects now inhabit a strange mutating virus breeds and creates more mini mutated bugs. The bugs spread biting population and making them die a slow and agonizing death and poisoning all around them. A victim gets on plane infects everyone on it as it goes international The virus continues to spread until the earths population is wiped out and Will Smith is imune to it.

Scenario: Hillary becomes president

Hillary is elected President, Nader is her running-mate. Nader, being the inexperienced & senile old coot that he is, convinces the holder of the Football (that ominous black satchel carried by military envoys everywhere with the President) and show him all the fancy knobs. The Football is opened and Nader bashes his head into the red button like a fly into a zapper. Nukes launch but the silo doors fail to open, resulting in multiple nuclear explosions on U.S. soil. The thrust from the concentrated blasts thrust Earth into deep space, slowly freezing us all to death and sealing us in a permanent still frame of our peak of insanity.

Topic: Ronald Reagan is resurrected from the dead.

once resurrected, Ronald Regan attempts to run for office again, but can't. He then goes on to lead a zombie army in a campaign to take over the world. Many survive, until the Aliens arrive. Everyone knows zombies can't do [censored] against Aliens.

FTL becomes easy, but people are menaced by gangs of space ninjas.