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2Kinds being 4th in TWC! OMG

My friend (who's mother cant afford to get ANYTHING...she can baily afford the apartment that they live in) went and got a brand new Golf GTI O_O


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The most disgusting thing I've seen (from I can remember) is when I was about 8 years old and my bed was right next to my 5 year old brother's bed. I had to puke in the middle of the night, but didn't have time to get up, so I turned over and hurled all over his face


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That's... disgusting.

About five years back, I was visiting my in-laws (future in-laws, at that point) for Christmas. We'd just had a big Christmas dinner, and after dishes had been dealt with, I went downstairs to join everyone watching Resident Evil. About 20 minutes later, I was in the bathroom. And stayed within a moment's run of the bathroom for four days, with whatever got in me coming out violently, from one end or the other.

Worst Christmas leave ever.


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The most disgusting thing I've seen (from I can remember) is when I was about 8 years old and my bed was right next to my 5 year old brother's bed. I had to puke in the middle of the night, but didn't have time to get up, so I turned over and hurled all over his face

Worst way to wake up D:


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A couple of days ago, for a weird little assignment in class, 2 girls stuffed there crotches so it would look like they had penis to preform male parts in a play. They continued to wear them, before and after, commenting on how much they wished they had penis, asking people to rub there stuffed crotches.

After removing them, one commented that they "Missed there shaft" and went on to say everyone should have a penis and discuss how awesome and how everyone should have them. I stated that I doubt many straight men would get on board. They said there could be like, 1 vagina, and after a discussion stated that it could be magic so all the guys never wore it out.

I think they may have defined penis envy.

That was one [censored] weird english class.


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Well, my friend walked into class with an erection and gave me a hug, does that count?


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Keldoth Wolfram Dekel wrote:
A couple of days ago, for a weird little assignment in class, 2 girls stuffed there crotches so it would look like they had penis to preform male parts in a play. They continued to wear them, before and after, commenting on how much they wished they had penis, asking people to rub there stuffed crotches.

After removing them, one commented that they "Missed there shaft" and went on to say everyone should have a penis and discuss how awesome and how everyone should have them. I stated that I doubt many straight men would get on board. They said there could be like, 1 vagina, and after a discussion stated that it could be magic so all the guys never wore it out.

I think they may have defined penis envy.

That was one [censored] weird english class.



:shock: that makes me picture romeo from the old romeo and juliet movie....with boobs...I think i need new retina....


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epion04 wrote:
Keldoth Wolfram Dekel wrote:
A couple of days ago, for a weird little assignment in class, 2 girls stuffed there crotches so it would look like they had penis to preform male parts in a play. They continued to wear them, before and after, commenting on how much they wished they had penis, asking people to rub there stuffed crotches.

After removing them, one commented that they "Missed there shaft" and went on to say everyone should have a penis and discuss how awesome and how everyone should have them. I stated that I doubt many straight men would get on board. They said there could be like, 1 vagina, and after a discussion stated that it could be magic so all the guys never wore it out.

I think they may have defined penis envy.

That was one [censored] weird english class.



:shock: that makes me picture romeo from the old romeo and juliet movie....with boobs...I think i need new retina....


Nothing like high-school girls to kill a few thousand brain cells, eh? *facepalm*


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the smell in my sister's bathroom...omg i want to die when i enter it.


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the smell in my sister's bathroom...omg i want to die when i enter it.

O.o That must be insane if it's strong enough that you can hear it.


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the smell in my sister's bathroom...omg i want to die when i enter it.

O.o That must be insane if it's strong enough that you can hear it.

...i can SEE it.........xD its just really bad...no one uses it and now we are starting to avoid the entire floor...i only go down there cause my room is down there...i think im gonna spray some oust in there today xD


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Tal angry. Very Angry.

Written on the inside of a bathroom stall at the [censored] college.

"Douse the fags in gasoline
Light a match and watch them scream."

Okay, now I'm mad.


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Tal angry. Very Angry.

Written on the inside of a bathroom stall at the [censored] college.

"Douse the fags in gasoline
Light a match and watch them scream."

Okay, now I'm mad.

I once had stuff written on a stall about me and amber so when I heard about it I beat the stall wall till you couldn't read it no more... Left a rather large dent.


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Tal angry. Very Angry.

Written on the inside of a bathroom stall at the [censored] college.

"Douse the fags in gasoline
Light a match and watch them scream."

Okay, now I'm mad.

I once had stuff written on a stall about me and amber so when I heard about it I beat the stall wall till you couldn't read it no more... Left a rather large dent.


In context, the message was "Happy Anniversary, Mike & Amber!!"


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Masterofdisaster wrote:
Talaisan wrote:
Tal angry. Very Angry.

Written on the inside of a bathroom stall at the [censored] college.

"Douse the fags in gasoline
Light a match and watch them scream."

Okay, now I'm mad.

I once had stuff written on a stall about me and amber so when I heard about it I beat the stall wall till you couldn't read it no more... Left a rather large dent.


In context, the message was "Happy Anniversary, Mike & Amber!!"

No it was something rather childish and annoying that has never been scribbled since.


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