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No kidding vomit is hard to get out of anything. I was at a party with some friends and several of them were drinking ( heavily), after a while one of them was listening to me and another person that was there joking back and forth and burst out laughing, which quickly turned into vomiting, and he had eaten greek shortly before the party.....

One time during school last year, I acted on the impulse to eat a summer sausages the length from the tip of my elbow to the tip of my middle finger. I believe some of my friends were disgusted as it disappeared into my stomach bite after bite. (It's also how I got my first picture in yearbook that wasn't just a list of the students :grin: ). But, alas, it was not meant to be. My appitite, and probably stomach volume, just would not allow it all to be eaten and I was left with a length smaller than the tip of my middle finger to my wrist.

And just where is fast when you need a good phallic joke made?

Speaking of phallic, my friends created a more... phallic version of rock paper scissors.

*shudder*

Bear with me on this one, I assure you it's all relevant to this thread.

A while ago, one of the gaybashers in my PE class had the balls to not only assume that me and my friend were gay for each other just because we were friends (and we're not like that with each other, we're just friends), which would be fine if he had kept such suspicions to himself, but no. No, he had to act on those impulses, the arrogant prick. He decided to threaten my friend, and shove me into the wall as he passed. I responded by grabbing his shirt and threatening his life if he ever came near us again. I was about to pop him in the eye when the teacher, who saw everything leading up to it, pulled me off of him, and said something that made my blood run cold, and that still haunts me to this day (and may very well for the rest of my life). He looked me square in the eye and said:

"Leave him alone, he hasn't done anything wrong"

That, my friends, is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. :grin:

I offer you a few doses of the death. Pick a color. Black's a little over done. I hear mauve death does a wicked job. Seriously, both of those guys need a good case of the death.

That reminds me, a few days ago one guy in my class had a bet with these girls in my class(Complete [censored]) and he gave an answer to this question that no one would think of and he turned out to be the only guy who was right
I almost cheered.

Then you are a greater Man / Woman than I.

Or worse, one of the two.

Oh, and remembered a new one: Came home to the dogs having diarrhea throughout the house. Come home, smell something, go into the kitchen... and two big blobs of it in separate spots. So I walk to the dining room where the paper towels had been left for some reason... and there's two in there too. Well, after cleaning those up, I had to go downstairs to do laundry... and there it was again in front of the Washing Machine. Then thinking all was done I went up to my room to lo and behold, find some on my carpet.

I was not a happy man cleaning all that up.

Someone repainted the customer bathroom at work today. We Rock-Paper-Scissored for it, I won, Spencer had to clean it. Still... wow.

This old lady walks into the arcade from time to time and checks the return shoot in each game to see if someone left behind money. If she sees you looking her way when she is checking the machines, she starts dancing around and asking for change. I posted this in the what makes you smile thread, because at first I thought it was funny, and funny warrents smiles. But then I thought about it a little more and happend on the thought that maybe this old lady was a stripper at one point ( hence the dancing around expecting money), which lead to a mental image that I almost lost my lunch over....

A story a friend told me about his sister, and why they had their dog fixed.

.....

Get it now.

Oh hay, that happened to a friend of mine.
Luckly, he was clothed at the time.

It's called Rock-Paper-Zippers.

:shock: OOOOOOWWWWW*shiver*

that is metal beyond belief.... 8)