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That poster is racist because all the bad things are written in black! :0

*scrambles off before anyone notices that he hasn't made a single productive post in this thread*

Talk about a double standard.... :roll:

So how 'bout dem roommates, XD?

Yeah, I got one. A fuzzball that's so keen on rolling and scratching himself in my bed so I can't sleep.

And yes, I am talking about my chihuahua. What the hell did you think!?

My roommate isn't that bad, just very very eccentric.

Wow, already on the third page. I feel like crap from not getting enough sleep thanks to my room mate being an A-hole. MY ROOM MATE SUCKS [censored]!!! :evil:

My roommate would be my cat, if they count, XD

Little bugger is taking a habit of sleeping on my legs again, now that it's colder outside.

Just get some cholorform.

Deal with that room mate right quick.

You're complaining? :P

If they count, then my lil' Zachery has been rather clingy since I got back from NJ. I feel bad for him. I leave for Florida for two weeks, then I go to New Jersey for another two weeks, and then NJ AGAIN for four more days. He was freakin out, man! He wouldn't let anyone pet him, he was crying at night, he wouldn't leave my room except to eat... Awww, crap, now I'M the bad room mate...

My old roommates always used to play pranks on each other, I kept me out of it by threatening that no one would discover their bodies but the wild animals. Only reason I did that is because I don't know any creative pranks.

It was funny to watch, but I dunno how I'd feel to actually be involved. All in all they were decent I guess.

I once had this roomie that was such a piece of work that I could rant and rant and rant...
But I won't...
I'll just list a few things he did:

- Stole half of my PS2 games and sold them for beer money
- Poured a drink all over the top of my TV, totally frying it
- Would come home at 3 AM falling-down drunk, and expect me to take care of him (barf and/or pee on the floor, the couch, himself...cleaned up and tucked in) or else I'd get a lecture in the morning on how rude I was to leave him in such a condition
- Tried to seduce an underage friend of ours by getting them drunk...while sitting on the couch beside me

There was also the usual eating all the food, borrowing all my clothes stuff as well...
...aaaaaand I found out after we were no longer roomies that his parents had been paying the full rent and utilities for the apartment the entire time, and he had simply been pocketing my half of the bills the entire time...
>.<

Believe it or not, this is the short list...
XD

yep, Im the bad roomie. I'm always getting back to the room really late and sometimes waking him up. I eat all the food. my half of the room is a mess. but we get along pretty well :)

y bad roommate is my chinchilla. as soon as the lights go out in my room and i try to go to sleep, he starts running around on his wheel. the thing has this high pitched metal on metal screeching sound and it drives me crazy. i have to wear earplugs just to sleep.

This one guy I lived with was the worst roomate ever. He was the porn king, he had the stuff taped to the walls of his room. And once he even tossed my room to find $300 dollars he had lost, he once left some sausage on the counter when he knew I had a dog, and he was furious when he came back at 1:00 am and the dog had eaten it, he even left offensive messages on the pin-up board. Needless to say, he did not last long.

Heh, I have the best roommate possible. Myself. I am completely alone. Wich is one of the best sensations I have ever known.

Hmmmmm, it appears my post has neither been on topic nor been intresting or constructive. My bad.