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 Post subject: Momma Wynni's hooligan thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:51 pm 
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So, to encourage role play on the roleplay boards, and keep the newbie board for greetings, all combat started there is to finish here in my "back yard". Here's the setup:

The combat is taking place in a spacious country backyard: there's a large wooden swingset; a huge sandpile in the corner, a small fruit tree orchard (pears, apples, and plums) a huge wisteria bush, and pecan, oak, mimosa and chinaberry trees.

Oh yes, there's large flowerbed that will get you paddled if you step foot in it.

Now Rules:

You are children trying to top each other in pretend combat. You can claim whatever extraordinary feats, spells etc you want, but you also have to describe what you're really doing. ex: Foxlord drops from the skies, slicing at ODP with his mighty katana of doom. (Foxy drops from the lowest limb of the Oak tree, whacking at ODP's head with a limb of mimosa)

no blood, ever... if you actually manage to "hurt" another kid, you're sent to the kitchen corner for timeout, and a possible paddling with the Momma wooden spoon.

Sound good?
oh, there's a reason I mentioned chinaberries and pecans and plums and such: missles (hint hint: spells)


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:29 pm 
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Location: Manus Celer Dei, Jjaro Dreadnaught
Thousands dead in the span of a few seconds. A ship of immense size cannot pass through a Rating 5 planet's atmosphere without harming numerous organisms living there. Bird corpses rained from the sky, leaving wisps of smoke as reminders of their fiery deaths. The shields of the space ship showed mercy to none in its way.

Grinning from the spaceship's command center stood the emotionless form of a man in a suit. His skin was oddly grayed and his eyes completely black. Small rivulets of green code formed under his hair and dripped as odd flashing symbols down his body.

As he observed the destruction his mere entrance caused, the man's lips parted in a grotesque smile: This was going to be fun.

(Little Durandal pushed off the ground with a sandal, sending the red wagon barreling down the hill. He cackled mischievously to himself as several snails crunched under its wheels.)


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:31 pm 
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Chaosye jumped down from a high tower, smashing a giant killer whale into Durandal's command center, bashing through the ceiling.

(Wittle Chaosye fell down from a pear tree and dropped into Durandal's red wagon, holding a plastic toy shark.)


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Location: lurking in the shadows, waiting....
Matthew observed the battle from the air, wings easily keeping him aloft as he readied a spell to knock the ship off course.

[Matty readied a pawful of chestnuts and aimed at the red wagon, a mischevious grin on his face.]


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:11 pm 
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(Little more details please? What does your character look like? The whole point of this is the stark difference between the epic nature of the imaginary actions and the mundane reality of the little kids. Can't be epic without descriptions :P)


The hologram of the man on the bridge swiveled in place to confront the interloper. His dark eyes narrowed and his face contorted in a snarl. "How dare you oppose me, inferior life form?! You will pay dearly for this interruption!" Then the hologram fizzled out and the main display panel changed to the image of bright red numbers counting down.

00:03
00:02
00:01


From miles below a pair of sensors pointed toward the sky captured the sight of a new star forming in the sky. The pinprick of light expanded outward until it outshone the sun for a brief moment. Then the light retreated in on itself until only the yellow-white cloud of an explosion remained. The fire ball plummeted toward the earth with small bits of debris breaking away to form new lines of dark gray smoke.

Once the ship had disintegrated entirely, the sensors resumed their normal scan routines. They were the most important part of defensive systems for Durandal's ground-based fortress. At the very heart of the building a small holo-pad sprung to life. The man in the suit stood up and stretched his neck, cracking it noisily to the right, and then to the left. And then he began to laugh.


(Durandal yelled 'hey!' and then jumped off the wagon. Without him controlling it, it hit a rock and flipped onto its side, spilling Chaosye into the soft grass. Durandal ran over to hide next to a plum tree where he had amassed a small stockpile of plums and a scratched up yellow pair of 2x magnification binoculars. He stood behind the tree and giggled as he watched Chaosye tumble through the binoculars.)


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:13 pm 
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looking down from his cloked ship, allowat thought I came, I saw, I'll stay and and destroy.

(sitting in a tree talking to him self)


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:23 pm 
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Chaosye flew out of the burning wreckage quickly before it disintegrated and,while still on fire, took out a minigun and launched flaming great white sharks at the mighty fortress, trying to blast a hole through the mighty barricades, enormous lines of smoke and smolder trailing from the sharks and Chaosye, who had an enormous grin on his face for Durandal had no chance of getting ninjas to attack him.

(Chaosye sat up after stopping from tumbling and ran towards Durandal, throwing an array of plastic sharks at him.)


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The barrage of sharks was fierce, but the fortress' shields were stronger still. They shook under the brute of the enemy attack, and turned from translucent to opaque. Just a single landed attack would spell certain disaster for the partially buried command center, and Durandal knew it.

But as the attacks fell... Durandal was laughing.

The shields outlasted the barrage. And with that defense turned to offense. Several heavy metal doors clanged open and large weapons platforms lifted up into place. They turned to track the flying speck that was Chaosye before unleashing doom at the speed of light. Invisible lasers filled the air, tracing a circle of destruction that moved inward, becoming increasingly accurate.


(Durandal ducked behind the fig tree and let the sharks hit it and fall to the ground. Then he grabbed a handful of figs and started tossing them back at Chaosye, missing poorly at first but getting closer with each throw.)


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Chaosye jumped onto a hoverboard and dodged some of the lasers, however one his his arm and he held it tightly in pain. He took out a pistol and when he pulled the trigger, a frag grenade was launched in front of a laser, completely annihilating the lasers structure.

(Chaosye walked backwards, covering his face from some figs that scratched his arm and then he grabbed a stick and threw it at Durandal, hitting the supply of figs.)


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(Feel free to join in, anyone.) :)

Shards of shrapnel spattered across the sky as chain reactions set off a line of explosions along the building's face. The ground itself seemed to shudder when the main reactor core finally went critical.

Durandal grimaced at the destruction he witnessed all around him until the holo-pad was hit by a beam knocked loose from the ceiling. Then the base went silent and only a smoking pile of rubble remained.

Three kilometers from the base a lone scout drone puttered silently over the plains. Its specially tuned magical observation lens spotted its target as a bright blue profile against the barren red of the background. As it neared a small projector beamed to life, buzzing the air into the shape of suited man.

"Mathew," the man addressed the magically empowered being. "I know we may not have been on the best of terms in the past, but there is a new threat that needs dealing with. Chaosye has grown too powerful for his own good, or the good of either of us. Let us unite to take on this threat."

(Durandal jumped up as his fig pile tumbled over. He pouted at the loss of all his work, and ran over to Matty. "Matty, you wanna be in a alley lance? Kay-osee's being a meanie.")


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Chaosye walked up onto the top of the smoldering rubble and began to do a giddy little dance with some dancing whales, and all of them were still on fire.

(Chaosye picked up a twig and threw it at Durandal, then he began doing a little dance, where he tripped himself once but quickly got up and danced again.)


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allowat looking up from his mission reports, and seeing flaming dancing whales. allowat started to charges his ships weapons then fighered the ships lasers at the flaming whales. his ship lost all power after that attack and i came crashing down to the ground.


(he looked up for his game boy poket and saw chaosye dancing. so allowat took paper balls out of his back pack and through at chaosye. then allowat fell out of the tree.)


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Osahar sat in his own ship,"Gods Fist" he called it. He could see the fight raging in the distance but would not intervine just yet, it was more entertaining to watch from his monitors

((Hellhound sat off by the fence and watched, laughing franitically as he sipped his juice.))


(lol juice boxes own...^^)


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One of the flaming whales landed upon Chaosye, crushing him, but he lifted it and threw it at Allowat.

(He fell down from the paper balls, but picked one up and threw it back at Allowat.)


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allowat sat up and looked around in a daze just in time to be hit the flaming whale :shock: .

(he sat up and got hit in the chest by the paper ball. then layed back down)


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