Quantum Geek is a RP that is being played on the #TwokindsRP IRC chatroom. SBmaster86 is GMing it, and I have been playing as the main char. Id, Freak and Chibi have joined for parts, with Id as Biff-Buffington, and Freak and Chibi as themselves.
This RP is completely open, anyone is free to join. Conact me or SB for details.
This is log of the RP so far:
<SBMaster86> GAME OVER
<SBMaster86> 4 quarters to continue...
<SBMaster86> 9
<SBMaster86> 8
<SBMaster86> 7
<SBMaster86> 6
<SBMaster86> 5
<SBMaster86> 4
<SBMaster86> 3
<SBMaster86> 2
* Maloo-MF9 chucks quarters at the machine
<SBMaster86> 1
* chibi sits in the quarter slot, blocking the change
<SBMaster86> 0....
* Maloo-MF9 jams the quarters in past chibi
* chibi is flattened
-High scores list... You're not in it!-
<Maloo-MF9> booo!
* Maloo-MF9 walks out of the arcade
* Maloo-MF9 walks back to his house, where he begins playing on teh compeh!
* Maloo-MF9 plays HL2
-Maloo gets hacked on the internet by cheating little pricks!-
<Maloo-MF9> haha, two can play at that game!
* Maloo-MF9 fires up the trainer and pwns teh n00bs!
<Maloo-MF9> hmm...
-some dickwad hacks the game itself and lags Maloo-
<chibi> hmm...
* chibi makes gay pron pop up on maloo's screen
-Maloo's mom sees it! Maloo is grounded!-
<Maloo-MF9> mm...
* chibi sucks maloo into chibi world through his 'net connection
<Maloo-MF9> gah!
<chibi> hehehe =^-^=
<Maloo-MF9> at least most weapons still work when chibified....
* chibi sends maloo to halo world through the chibi world 'net portal
<Maloo-MF9> >.>;
-Maloo gets attacked by deamon chibi!-
* Maloo-MF9 grabs a shotgun
-In Mjolner armor!-
* Maloo-MF9 blasts the demon, in the head, point-blank range
-It Dies!-
<Maloo-MF9> And THAT'S why I love shotguns.
* Maloo-MF9 takes the armor, sans helmet.
* chibi becomes maloo's buddy and sits on his shoulder, singing random songs
-Maloo falls into Zanzibar and meets Caboose from RedVsBlue!-
<Maloo-MF9> ah, crap.
* Maloo-MF9 checks the color of his armor. Black.
-Caboose: Are you a friend of Tex?-
<Maloo-MF9> Erm... Not from around here....
-Caboose: She'll want to meet you! Hey, Tex!-
<Maloo-MF9> ¬.¬
-Caboose: Ooh! And who is your cute little friend on your shoulder?-
<chibi> Chibi!
<Maloo-MF9> erm...a chibi?
<chibi> nice to me you! ^___^
<chibi> meet^
-Caboose: I had a friend like that once... but I couldn't see him... and he was inside my head... He was mean-
<Maloo-MF9> ¬.¬;
<Maloo-MF9> You wouldn't happen to have an extra helmet laying around, would you?
* chibi pulls a helmet out of her back pocket that fits maloo
<Maloo-MF9> O.o
-Caboose: His name's O'Malley! But if you see him... watch out!... cuz he's mean... *nods his head like it's some sort of secret*-
<Maloo-MF9> Hammerspace. That's handy.
<chibi> do you need a kitty? I got a couple of those too....
<Maloo-MF9> not now. the kitty would probably get hurt...
-Caboose: Ooh! Magic! I love magic and... a kitty!?-
* chibi disappears!
<Maloo-MF9> o.o;
<Maloo-MF9> ookay.
<SBMaster86> -Caboose: I LOVE kitties!-
* Maloo-MF9 dusts off the place where teh chibi was sitting
* Maloo-MF9 puts the helmet on
-Caboose: Hey, new guy! new guy! newwwww guy!...-
* Maloo-MF9 stares at the readouts
<Maloo-MF9> woah...
-Caboose: Hey! Hey! New guy! I gotta tell you something!-
<Maloo-MF9> yeah? >.>
-Caboose: ........... hi-
<Maloo-MF9> ...Brilliant! *sarcasm!*
-Caboose: My friends don't think so... Except for Church! Church is my best friend!-
<Maloo-MF9> Indeed.
-Caboose: You see one time... blah, blah, blah....*He goes on for at least an hour*-
* Maloo-MF9 wanders off...
-Caboose doesn't notice and still won't shut up-
* Maloo-MF9 finds a portal out
-Maloo falls into a world beyond his worst nightmares... The indescribable horror...-
-It is the world of... cute and fuzzy baby shows-
* Maloo-MF9 dives through another nearby portal
* Biff-Buffington appers using his yuppie power
* Maloo-MF9 is still in the armor
<Biff-Buffington> Hello, young man, I say where am I?
<Maloo-MF9> I have no Idea.
<Biff-Buffington> I say, why are you in armor
-They are now inbetween dimensions-
<Maloo-MF9> Insurance.
-A grandfather clock floats by...-
<Maloo-MF9> I don't know where I'll end up next
-a window pane floats by... it suddenly shatters-
* Maloo-MF9 is safe from the flying glass, thanks to the armor!
-a familiar voice says: "You are now entering... The Twilight Zone!"-
* Biff-Buffington is a yuppie and there for protected from glass >_> or something
<Maloo-MF9> oh, wonderful.
-everything is black and white-
* Maloo-MF9 is already wearing black. problem solved!
<Biff-Buffington> OMG CHIPMUKS!!!
<Biff-Buffington> damn dammaged tape
* Maloo-MF9 looks around
-Take this ordinary man... on an ordinary day... Then suddenly some guy in armor and... err... something else appears in his front lawn... and they are immediately attacked by rabid squirrels...-
<Biff-Buffington> SUPER BUFFINGTON CANNON!
* Biff-Buffington starts throing monney at the squirrels
* Maloo-MF9 chuckles as the squirrels bounce off the oversheild
-narrator: They lay waste to his front lawn. And all he can do is watch...-
-Redneck guy: Get off my layund! *Fires a shotgun* narrator: ... or do that...-
* Maloo-MF9's sheild is lowered by half, due to distance
* Maloo-MF9 pulls out his own shotgun and fires back
-Redneck: I sayud, GET OFF MY LAYUND! aah! Ma! Pa! Get the cousins! We got ourselves sum squatters!-
* Biff-Buffington throws money and the kick and then shirnking back "don't touch me hick, I might catch something"
<Biff-Buffington> hick*
* Maloo-MF9 tosses a few nades into the house and flees to a safe distance
-Redneck: Ooh! Shiny nickel!-
-house blows up!-
* Biff-Buffington follows Maloo-MF9
-Redneck: Hahaha!!! I farted an de 'ouse blew up! Yeeeehahahaha!!!-
* Maloo-MF9 looks for another portal out
-he finds one-
<Biff-Buffington> I say young man whats going on
<Maloo-MF9> No idea.
* Maloo-MF9 steps through the portal
* SBMaster86 floats by typing to you on his PDA... "What the hell?"
* Biff-Buffington yells "hey you wait for me" he then follows Maloo-MF9
<Maloo-MF9> >.>
* Biff-Buffington throws money at SBMaster86 "Get way don't hurt me"
<SBMaster86> Ooh! Shiny nickel!
* Maloo-MF9 laughs
<Biff-Buffington> I say, these people are dirty
<SBMaster86> Soo shiny! So worth five cents!
* Maloo-MF9 falls through the other end of the portal
<Biff-Buffington> mmmyes
* Biff-Buffington falls ontop of Maloo-MF9
* Maloo-MF9 is in hard armor, does not hurt... to him.
-They're in the world of Doom 3-
-an alarm is going off-
* Biff-Buffington looks around "I say whats that noise"
<Maloo-MF9> Haha, now we can show that halo armor and wepons can kick Doom 3 darkness!
<Maloo-MF9> The flashlight is ON the weapons!
-random lab dude: Run for your lives!!!-
<Maloo-MF9> oookay.
-he gets eaten down the hall by an Imp-
* Maloo-MF9 pulls out the shotgun. The ultimate hoard of zombies killer
* Biff-Buffington runs the way the lab dude was runing, and gets eaten
-the imp shoots a fireball at Maloo!-
-It dissepates over the sheild, sheild is reduced to nothing, He fires the shotgun-
-Imp: yearrrrr!!!-
-the imp rushes him-
* Maloo-MF9 melees teh Imp
<Maloo-MF9> Melee'd!
-Imp get bloodied but Maloo's sheild drops to 0-
* Maloo-MF9 finishes the job with a headshot, point-blank range.
-around the corner he hears "Hrrr... Hrrr... Hrrr..."-
* Maloo-MF9 pulls a Half-life 2 shotgun out of hammerspace
<Maloo-MF9> even better. :3
-10 shotgun soldier zombies attack!-
* Maloo-MF9 fires 3 double shots into the mob, then ducks around a corner to reload
-they open fire, blowing away part of the wall-
* Maloo-MF9 tosses a plasma grenade around the corner
-Zombies: Hrrr?-
<Maloo-MF9> Stuck it!
-they stupidly gather around the stuck one to look-
*Blam!*
* Maloo-MF9 's sheild recharges
-PacManRipoff: HrrrRaarrr!!!-
<Maloo-MF9> ¬.¬
<Maloo-MF9> Alright, had enough of this.
* Maloo-MF9 makes for the airlocks
-It's one of those big red floating PacMan rip-off deamons-
* Maloo-MF9 pulls out a sniper rifle and headshots it.
-It fires giant fire balls! They melt the airlock shut!-
<Maloo-MF9> a little too late.
<Maloo-MF9> bah.
-*INCOMING ROCKETS!!!*-
* Maloo-MF9 dives out of the airlock area
-It's the most badass deamon of them all, the CyberDeamon!!!-
* Maloo-MF9 likes the power assist on the armor
-Cyberdemon: Hreeeaaaaarrrrr!!!!!!!!-
* Maloo-MF9 looks at the door. Tis blown open
<Maloo-MF9> w00t!
-It fires more rockets-
<Maloo-MF9> eeee!
* Maloo-MF9 dives out the door
* Maloo-MF9 likes the life support as well.
-The hero of Doom 3 is outside!-
-the rockets zoom by into the airlessness-
* Maloo-MF9 takes out a piece of paper and writes down a radio frequency and hands it to the dude.
-He's holding a BFG9000, he looks back through the airlock. "You might need this" he says over the comm. and hands the BFG to Maloo-
<Maloo-MF9> heee....
<Maloo-MF9> Big [censored] Guns!
-The cyberdeamon is coming out of the airlock!-
-it fires!-
* Maloo-MF9 throws the sniper rifle at it
-that just pisses it off-
* Maloo-MF9 dives behind a sand dune to avoid the rockets
-it fired more rockets!-
-Doom Guy: Use the BFG!-
* Maloo-MF9 pops above the dune to fire at the Cyberdemon
-Cyberdemon: Hrrarrr!!!!-
* Maloo-MF9 is launched back 6 feet by recoil
-The combination of the cyberdeamon exploding and the BFG blast opens another portal-
<Maloo-MF9> w00t!
* Maloo-MF9 dives through
-Doom Guy: Good luck buddy!-
* Maloo-MF9 keeps the gun! hahaha
-Doom Guy: I just hope that wasn't a portal to Hell...-
<Maloo-MF9> no! dont say that!
<Maloo-MF9> Murphy will KICK MY [censored]!
<Maloo-MF9> Into Hell!
* freak has joined #twokindsRP
<SBMaster86> ((yay! new player!))
-both freak and Maloo fall into hell... but not the Doom 3 version of Hell... Ooh no...-
<Maloo-MF9> oh, fun.
-There in MY version of Hell-
<freak> dang it....i always knew it was a one way trip
* Maloo-MF9 looks over at freak
<Maloo-MF9> 'sup
<freak> hey
<freak> so...where are we?
<Maloo-MF9> Hell, appearently
-Nerd Hell!!! Hundreds of computers that are unbearably slow, break down all the time, and are running the ORIGINAL Windows!!! And on top of all that, are complete morons who keep asking the most remedial questions possible!!!-
hell......doesn't look like florida.....(looks at the scenary) but it might be disney world....
-a moron comes up to freak. He says: Duh... this game won't work for my PS2 I want my money back! *It's an XBox game*-
* Maloo-MF9 hets the shotgun out and puts the idiot out of his misery
<freak> wow....this is hell...
-Idiot2:"Why won't my computer work?" *his is just a screen, keyboard and mouse that aren't connected to anything.-
* freak breaks the keyboard over the persons head
* Maloo-MF9 gets a class 30 bomb out of hammerspace, sets it up, and flees for the nearest portal
<freak> i can't do this too much longer...i'll lose my mind and will to live.....or...not live
-more computer illiterate morons flood after them-
<Maloo-MF9> come on!
<freak> AAAAAH!!! it's it's the flood!!!
* freak runs to maloo
-Idiots: "Fix my computer... Fix my computer..."-
* Maloo-MF9 dives into a convieniently placed portal
-they block the portal-
<freak> NO!!!!!! (tries to think of away to escape)
* Maloo-MF9 uses the shotgun to clear the way.
<Maloo-MF9> We've got to get out of here now!
-Idiot3: "Why do they call it a mouse???" *drool*-
<freak> OMG OMG!!!!
<Maloo-MF9> Class 30 bombs are cominaion biological, chemical, and fusion!
<freak> here come the blondes with the white out!!! NO!!!
* Maloo-MF9 drags freak through the portal past the n00bs meleeing them as he passes
<SBMaster86> "Like now way! UhHuh! Like, like, like, like...."
* freak runs behind maloo...trying to push him faster.....
-they are now floating between dimensions-
<Maloo-MF9> that was close.
<freak> we're not out of hell yet.....but we're closer to the exit now...
-The Wicked Witch of the West flies by as the tornado theme of Wizard of Oz plays-
-bomb goes splodey on other side, wiping out all life on the entire planet-
<freak> great. the bomb sent us into oz...
-Witch: Eeeeehhh hehehehe!!!!-
<freak> wait...oz = munchkins...NO! not munchkins!!!
* freak starts freaking out at the thought of munchkins....
* Maloo-MF9 slaps Freak
-Witch: I'll get you yet my pretty and your little dog, too! Eeeeyyyahahaha!!! *she flies away*-
<freak> ow....thanks, i think...
-the witch lights up a joint as she flies away-
<freak> (sees the joint) that explains a lot...
-they fall into a large circular room-
-voice: Tell me why you're here, you must...-
<freak> cause there's a sale on underwear here and Maloo needs some boxers....
* Yoda laughs... "Funny one you are!"-
* Maloo-MF9 looks up
<Maloo-MF9> oh, fun. Star wars.
<Yoda> Why you come, hmm?
<freak> stupid you are...but i will kick.....(starts going towards yoda)
<Maloo-MF9> to ge t out of hell?
<Yoda> Err! Leave me be mean one! I mean no harm!
<Yoda> Hell you say? Funny you are too huh?
<freak> (stops walking) god oh my.....hurt does my head....
<Yoda> Mock me you must not! *Kicks freak in the shin*
<freak> (hops around on one leg) stupid little muppet....
* Yoda eyes Maloo's shotgun. "Ooh... Trade me you will?"
<Yoda> Good trade I have! Yes! Good trade!
* Yoda hobbles over into a closet.
<Yoda> Show you I will. Verrry good trade!
-strange objects start flying from the closet-
<Yoda> Err, nope! Not that one... Or that!... Err? Wondered where that was I did!
<Yoda> Err! Stinky that one is!
<Yoda> Ahh! Found it I have!
* Yoda hobbles back over to Maloo.
* Maloo-MF9 stares at yoda.
<Yoda> Trade me you will?
* Yoda offers a lightsaber.
<Maloo-MF9> yes, I will. :3
<Yoda> Yes! Good Trade! Good trade!
<Maloo-MF9> Indeed.
<Yoda> Lock and load I will!
<Yoda> Errr heheherrr!
*Chichik!*
* Yoda is suddenly serious...
<Yoda> The portal you seek...
<Yoda> Know where it is I do.
<Maloo-MF9> you do, eh?
<Yoda> Me you must follow... A great journey we have.
* Yoda looks at freak. "A freak you are! Move!"
<Yoda> Too tall these humans are...
* Yoda walks outside
* Maloo-MF9 follows
<Yoda> Your friend comes does he not?
* Maloo-MF9 waves his hand in front of freak
<Maloo-MF9> appearently not.
<Yoda> shh...
<Yoda> A disturbance in the force...
<Maloo-MF9> ...
<Yoda> Off my land you must go! *Blam!* *He shot a wierd bird thing*
<Maloo-MF9> ....okay... which way is the portal
<Yoda> Always wanted to do that I have! ^_^
<Maloo-MF9> ...
<Yoda> Yes! Portal!... Yes!
<Yoda> This way!
<Yoda> Drag along your friend we must. Later reget it you will.
* Maloo-MF9 drags freak out along behind him
* Yoda goes to a cave.
* Yoda stops at a dead end.
<Maloo-MF9> smooth move muppet.
<Yoda> Call me that you must not!
<Yoda> Kids these days...
* Maloo-MF9 laughs
<Yoda> You must see... what you cannot see.
<Yoda> Use not your instruments!
<Yoda> See not with them you will...
<Maloo-MF9> ...dude, I'm just normal dude. No midichorins here.
<Yoda> Err!? Midichlorians!? [censored] you are!
<Yoda> [censored]!
<Yoda> The force is within us all!
<Yoda> Some better than others, yet within us all it is.
<Maloo-MF9> yes. But the majority of people cant use it for anything. >.>
<Yoda> Believe you must...
* Maloo-MF9 sighs
<Yoda> Try now you must.
* Maloo-MF9 focuses... and goes into bullet time instead by accident
<Maloo-MF9> oops.
<Yoda> Err! [censored] you are! [censored]! That nonsense you must stop!
<Maloo-MF9> Alright, I'll try again
<Yoda> No!
<Yoda> Do... or do not... there is no try!
<Yoda> Err! Wait!
<Yoda> Try I said earlier!
<Yoda> [censored] Yoda is! [censored]!
* Maloo-MF9 laughs
* Maloo-MF9 attempts again
-The light reappears, swirls, flickers and dies again-
<Yoda> Again! Do it again you must!
* Maloo-MF9 does it again
-this time its bigger-
-but then it dies once more-
<Maloo-MF9> >.<
<Yoda> Again! Stop now and you fail!
* Maloo-MF9 attempts, yet again.
<Yoda> Find the force... feel it flow through you...
-the portal grows a little-
<Yoda> Yes! YES!
-its almost full size-
<Yoda> Hold it you must! Give up now you must not!
* Maloo-MF9 is frowning with concentration
-It suddenly dies-
<Yoda> Err!? [censored]! *He whaps the back of Maloo's head with his cane*
<Maloo-MF9> ow!
<Yoda> Hold your hand must I?
* Maloo-MF9 goes into bullet time, steals the came, and whacks yoda back with it
* Yoda flips out of the way. Takes back his lightsaber, turns it on and plows Maloo to the ground with the saber to his face.
<Maloo-MF9> mm. pwned.
<Yoda> Strike me you must not...
<Yoda> You are arrogant.
<Yoda> Fail again you do.
<Maloo-MF9> Hello? I'm not exactly strong with the force.
<Yoda> Trying my patience you are. Strength matters not. Even with the force.
* Maloo-MF9 sighs.
<Yoda> Even the weakest of things can do all with the force.
<Maloo-MF9> what do I need to do?
<Yoda> Focus you must. Forget yourself. Lose yourself within the force...
* Maloo-MF9 is reminded of LSD, but doesn't say anything.
<Yoda> Now, again!
* Maloo-MF9 stands up and stares at the wall
<Yoda> Focus...
* Maloo-MF9 focuses on the air in front of him
<Yoda> Feel the portal... Know its there you do...
* Maloo-MF9 notices that something does feel different there....
<Yoda> Become one with it... will it to open...
* Maloo-MF9 finally feels the portal, and wills it to open
-it opens!-
<Yoda> Succeded... you have...
<Maloo-MF9> indeed.
<Maloo-MF9> now... I beleive we made a fair trade... so can I have the saber back?
* Yoda gives it back. "Practice more you must... A great skill you know have. Use it well and the force shall guide you home."
<Yoda> now*
<Maloo-MF9> Goodbye..
* Maloo-MF9 steps through the portal
<Yoda> May the force be with you...
<Yoda> Err!
<Yoda> ?
* Maloo-MF9 closes it behind him
* Yoda looks at freak still standing there.
<Yoda> [censored]!
-Maloo travels on alone-
-Maloo falls into a new realm-
<freak> (snaps awake) there's no place like hell.....
-Maloo is in a castle-
-the portal reopens and freak falls down through and lands on Maloo-
<Maloo-MF9> ¬.¬
<freak> owie....i fell on my maloo.....
-Yoda from the other side: [censored] you are! [censored]!-
-it closes-
<Maloo-MF9> what were you doing, having seizures?
-They hear voices from deep within the castle...-
<freak> my brain fell asleep...sorry....
<Maloo-MF9> shh...
<Maloo-MF9> what's that....?
* freak looks around, trying to listen
* freak says 'ok'
<freak> it could be termites in the castle.....
-They're... singing? "We're the knights of the Round Table! In war we're tough and able!... and between our quests, we sequence vests, and impersonate Clark Gable!..."-
<Maloo-MF9> w00t! monty python!
* freak 's eyes widen, as fear creeps throuht his spine
<freak> oh no...british humor...the worst part of hell!!!!
<SBMaster86> We dine well here in Camelot we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!!!!
<Maloo-MF9> WTF are you talking about!?
<Maloo-MF9> British humor kicks ARSE!
<freak> british humor stinks.....
-Little British Kid: yeah, ye wankers!-
-a little british kid is there-
<freak> the only good part about british humor was Benny Hill, and that's cause he had chicks on their undies running around...
-kid: Oi, now shut up ye blokes I like this song!-
* Maloo-MF9 pulls out the lightsaber. "Don't make me use this on you." (to Freak)
<freak> lightsabre?? umm.....yeah.....
* freak pulls out a lifesaver candy and offers one to maloo...
<Maloo-MF9> ...
-kid: Ooh! I want one!-
* freak throws lifesaver over the kids head.....'go get it kid'
<freak> he he he..
* Maloo-MF9 frowns
* freak pulls out a 'red' lifesaver, and offers it to maloo
<Maloo-MF9> No Thanks.
-kid: hey! That wasn't very nice! Now I'm not gonna show you that cool vortex thingy I found the other day!-
<freak> i feel like i'm in the game 'Fable'.....
<Maloo-MF9> nice going, [censored].
<freak> hmm...fine...
* freak offers red lifesaver to kid
-kid: Now that's more like it!-
-the kid takes it-
* freak whispers to maloo 'if i have to find a teddy bear...i'm goin' back to yoda....'
* Maloo-MF9 holds back a laugh
-kid: A teddy bear? what do you take me for? a child?-
* freak holds back the temptation to insult the kid
<freak> ok, kid, where's that vortex thingy.....
-kid: I'm... not too sure... me memory's a bit fuzzy... but maybe I could remember if ya gave the rest of those...-
* freak slaps his forehead, and hands over the last two lifesavers. 'that's all i got'
-kid: ehh... well whatevuh... follow me.-
<Maloo-MF9> ...
* freak follows...giving maloo a 'what the' kind of look...
-The kid leads them to another large castle. He points. "across the lake and inside that castle there. The Castle Aaaaaahhhh..."-
<freak> wow...the great castle Aaaaaaahhh....interesting name...
-kid: don't ask me why dey call it dat...-
-and with that the kid leaves-
<Maloo-MF9> Get ready for the frenchmen.
<freak> maybe it's named after princess Aaaaaaaaahhh
* AnnoyingFrenchGuy leans over the side of the castle and sees them coming
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> Psst, hey! They're early!
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> Wait, that isn't them!
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> Well, I shall taunt them all the same!
* AnnoyingFrenchGuy waits for their arrival.
<freak> what frenchmen??
<Maloo-MF9> Those frenchmen. *points*
* freak sees frenchmen
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> Hey! go away we don't want any!
<freak> i wonder if they have french fries, i'm hungry.
* freak yells back 'but we have croissants!'
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> Go away and keep your annoying, stinky fake croissants!
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> You smelly, ugly sniffers of other people's bottoms!
<freak> wow...tough crowd (to Maloo)
<Maloo-MF9> indeed.
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> I fart in your general direction!
<freak> hey, shoot them with the shotgun...
* AnnoyingFrenchGuy farts.
<freak> eew....that is really gross....
<Maloo-MF9> traded it for the lightsaber.
<freak> darnit....
<Maloo-MF9> still have the BFG, though.
* AnnoyingFrenchGuy blows raspberries.
<freak> well, charge them like a jedi and cut off their pinkies...ha ha ha
<Maloo-MF9> They'll launch farm animals at us.
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> I wave my private parts at your aunties you silly no nothing pig-dogs!
<freak> i'm not scared of a chicken...
<Maloo-MF9> cows.
<Maloo-MF9> horses.
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> *launch* Mmooooooooo!!!!!!
<Maloo-MF9> Run away!
<freak> they'll launch an a$$ at my a$$
* freak sees the cow.....'OMG....we're gonna....Uuuuuuurrrrrg!!!'
*thump!*
-freak gets squished by a cow-
* Maloo-MF9 turns around and aims the BFG at the drawbridge
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> How do you like us now, eh?
* Maloo-MF9 fires the BFG
<freak> can't......breath.......cow.....on......trachea.....
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> OMG!!! Run away!!!
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> le run!!! le run!!!
* Maloo-MF9 cuts the cow off freak with the saber
<AnnoyingFrenchGuy> *boom!*
<freak> thanks...
* freak runs to bridge......
<freak> LE CHARGE! LE CHARGE!
-the portal is inside the rubble... next to the holy grail?-
* AnnoyingFrenchGuy is now known as SBMaster86
* freak looks to maloo 'what's a grail...and who want's one with holes in it????
-God: Congratulations King Arth- Wait! You're not King Arthur!-
<Maloo-MF9> w00t!
* Maloo-MF9 nicks it, opens the portal, and dives through
-God: What in the name of me is going on!?-
* freak looks up
-God: Oh... My... Self...-
<freak> lord, i'd like to thank you for some of your better works...
<freak> stonehenge.....grand canyon.....niagra falls.....angelien jolie...
-God: What are you talking about? I just put those there to mess with your head! Hahaha!- *He leaves*
<freak> dammit.....i'm the but of god's big joke....
* Maloo-MF9 reaches back through the portal grabs freak and pull him through
<freak> blarg!!!
-they continue to fly between dimensions-
* freak sings 'we're flying. flying. we're so cool cause we're flying.'
-They reappear... in Yoda's bathroom!? Yoda: You again!? Back in you must go! *shoves them back between dimensions* [censored] you are! *portal re-closes*-
<freak> (looks to maloo) that was your fault
<Maloo-MF9> ...bah, I'm new at this!
<freak> well you need to practice more...
<SBMaster86> -They fall into the Video Game Director's Cut flash movie "Rise Of The Mushroom Kingdom"!-
<Maloo-MF9> ...
*Static*
-Transmission Interrupted-
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